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Who is Barry Bonds? Has he ever won the classic? :-[

How did I know that was coming.

How far in the woods are you planning to go? All I Carrie is one bow, one arrow and one kill. Oh ye I also take alone mosquito repellent, flash lite, rope,good knife, two packs of Salem, two lighters, drink, camouflage makeup, my grunt call and don't never forget your TP for marking the blood trail. Did I mention to Carrie your TP for marking the blood trail. And if you get lost out there just sit down on a log and calm yourself down and fire three shots in the air, someone will come and get you. ;D Seriously always leave a flight plan with someone. Good Luck.

Subject: Fw: Two Moons Two moons on 27th August 2007* *27th August; the day the Whole World is waiting for ...... Planet Mars will be the brightest in the night sky starting August. It will look as large as the full moon to the naked eye. This will cultivate on Aug. 27 when Mars comes within 34.65 Million miles of earth. Be sure to watch the sky on Aug. 27 at 12:30 am. It will look like the earth has 2 moons. The next time Mars may come this close is in 2287. Share this with your friends as NO ONE ALIVE TODAY will ever see it again.

>> HOW TO >> CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE. >> George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed when >> his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which >> she could see from the bedroom window. >> George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there >> were people in the shed stealing things. >> He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said >> "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should >> simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. >> George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police >> again "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were >> people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about >> them now because I've just shot them." Then he hung up. >> Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response Unit, and an >> ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars >> red-handed. >> One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd >> shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!" >> I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people!! >> Don't stop now. >> >> >> AND >> >> Time once again to review the winners of the Annual "Stella Awards." >> >> The Stella Awards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck who >> spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald's (in NM). >> That case inspired the Stella Awards for the most frivolous, ridiculous, >> successful lawsuits in the United States. >> >>Here are this year's winners: >> >>7th Place: Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $80,000 by a >>jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was >>running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were >>understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving >>little toddler was Ms. Robertson's son. >> >>************************** >> >>6th Place: 19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical >>expenses when his neighbour ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. >>Mr.Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the >>car when he was trying to steal his neighbour's hubcaps. >> >>************************** >> >>5th Place: Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house >>he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get >>the garage door to go up since the automatic door was malfunctioning. He >>couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and >>garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation, and Mr. >>Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on >>a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the >>homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental >>anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of $500,000. In my opinion this is so >>outrageous that it should have been 2nd Place! You'll see why it doesn't >>remotely come close to First Place as you read on! >> >> ************************** >> >>4th Place: Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500 >>and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door >>neighbour's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. >>The award was less than originally sought, because the jury felt the dog >>might have been just a little provoked at the time, by Mr. Williams who >>had climbed over the fence in to the yard and was shooting it repeatedly >>with a pellet gun. >> >>************************** >> >>3rd Place: A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of >>Lancaster, Pennsylvania, $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and >>broke her coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. >>Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an >>argument. >> >>************************** >> >>2nd Place: Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, successfully sued the owner >>of a night club in a neighbouring city when she fell from the bathroom >>window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred >>while Ms.Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room >>to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental >>expenses. >>************************** >> >>1st Place: This year's runaway winner was Mrs. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma >>City, Oklahoma. Mrs. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32-foot Winnebago >>motor home. On her first trip home, (from an OU football game), having >>driven onto the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly >>left the drivers seat to go into the back & make herself a sandwich. Not >>surprisingly, the RV left the freeway, crashed and overturned. >>Mrs.Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising her in the owner's manual >>that she couldn't actually do this. The jury awarded her $1,750,000 plus a >>new >>motor home. The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of >>this suit, just in case there were any other complete morons around.

Next time you need info just ask and it want cost you a cent. There is more info on this forum than you could ever get from a DVD. So we are here for the asking.

Yea I'm starting to catch a lot of deformed fish, it must be in the water because the people that live around the lake are starting to look the same way. ;D

OH Death, OH Death won't you spare me over to another day. Time growth short. By Jimmy

Just let him know that Fedx is going to by UPS out and the new name is going to be Fedup. ;D

Never watch fishing shows I'm to busy fishing. I just make my on mental show while fishing.

Sunup to sundown. 90% of the fish I catch this time of year are caught in two foot or less of water. They will get in the pads and next to logs and wait for prey to come along, thats where I come into the picture with my buzz bait or frog. You can catch a lot of fish in the middle of the day by hitting those places. Give it a try and see what happens.

Long Mike: Looks like Avid shot the hex back at you after that day you had on the lake that you posted about.

When you are in my boat, whats mine is yours. There is nothing no better than a good day on the water. Every thing in the boat can be replaced.

All I can say is Muddy you the man. Keep up the good work. ( Just think what the world would be like if everybody was willing to help someone else )

Might want to consider playing a little high school football.

Well Sir Mike:

Upped my medication.

Man I just got back on the forum not only was the forum down but my pc got hit by lightning not once but two times in one week. If you have a surge protector you better make sure it's over 1000 jolts or you can get fried. And also thanks Glenn for the hard work. I can now cut back on my medication.

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Whan in doubt Set The Hook.

Fluke: Sure wished I could have been up a tree with my camera without you knowing I was there. This would have made a good film with you crawling across the ground stalking that deer. ;D

I never build brush piles I just look for everybody elses. ;D

Love to bow hunt and filming is great. I can show the film to my friends and show them what I could have shot.

You got a 223 acre pond? NE is not that far, I can be their in about 8-9 hours.

Welcome aboard and I love HS football.