frogtog

Man that is a lot of thinking. :

Can I get a knife from you.

You should go for a small limit first and then try for the bigger fish. A lot of times I will pull up to a point on the lake and start catching small fish right a way. When you get through the small fish you will start catching the bigger fish. The small fish are not as smart as the big fish are and the small fish are faster to the bait also. So once you start catching small fish don't give up on that spot. Odds are their are some bigger fish there also.

I have a landscaping, irrigation and lawn maintenance business. Have to work like crazy this time of year. With no rain in the picture for NC we will have to go at it seven days a week. ( I can see a new boat in my future )

Val sorry to hear about you misfortunes. Just keep your headup things will get better. Just remember life comes with instructions, its all there in a book ( some assembly required ) it will help you in life and show you the way. If their is anything I can do just PM me. Good Luck. ( Happy Fathers Day )

Avid that is currect. In NC if you build anything that has a parking lot you have to have a retention pond for all the runoff. This is helping our rivers and streams alot. Those who are building don't like it but it is a good law.

Tip you are looking for love in all the wrong places. You just don't go to a bar looking for a woman. Try going to a singles club By Your Self. It sounds like the biggest problem you have with finding a woman is your friends. You might even try the churches ( man their are some good women at church ) But then again the bar is allright if you are looking for a one night stand. What the heck do I know, I use to do the same thing you are doing. I got drunk one night and passed out, wokeup the next morning and there she was. Thirty five years later I wakeup and she is still there.

I just don't know anymore, do they have a pill for this. :-/

You don't mess with old men. ;D

If something is buging you that bad you should consider useing your own boat. Problem Solved. 8-)

I ordered some stuff two weeks ago from BPS.com and at the bottom it has a space for comments. It also said this could delay my order, so I said what the heck. I wrote ( Your Shipping Sucks: Need to tell Johnny Morris to get his but in gear or get out ) This was on Sunday night and got my order on Tuesday. Oh yea I heard that Fedx was buying UPS and the new name will be Fedup.

Now you know Frogtog.

Now lets give that judge a little respect.ALLRIGHT.

And they call it sports.

Congrats 352 Hang in there for 4-8 years then you will be ready.

Sure wish you would let us help you. I literly have hundreds of crank baits that have never been opened, I have ungodly amounts of new spinner baits, worms. etc. I could open a tackel warehouse if I wanted but I had rather help someone in your situation than sell it. I know I have never met you but this what friends are for. Booya this is not a hand out, this what a good forum and good members can do for you.

This is weird......but true. How smart is Your Right Foot ? ? Just try this. It is from an orthopedic surgeon............ This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't. It's preprogrammed in your brain! 1. Without anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY......) and while sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with you right hand. Your foot will change direction. I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so ! ! !

TICK WARNING! I hate it when people forward bogus warnings, and I have even done it myself a couple times unintentionally...but this one is real, and it's important. So please send this warning to everyone on your e- mail list. If someone comes to your front door saying they are checking for ticks due to the warm weather and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!! THIS IS A SCAM!! They only want to see you naked. I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid :-/

Planning Retirement Planning If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left, But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling you would have had $214.00. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-KEG Plan.

Might want to check your state laws on this. In NC it is against the law to transport live game fish. :

Just sit aside the money you offered him and along about Christmas time buy him a nice rod and reel and have his name put on the rod so he can't turn it down. He will love it. See fishing will probley be over by then and that will show him that you did'nt forget. I'am talking a $300 OR 400 DOLLAR rod and reel.

My kind of girl. ;D

Booyah sorry for your lose. I hate those low lifes. If you would give your address and a list of the baits you lost I'll see if I can help you restock some of your baits. I have been hit two times myself and I know how it is. My insurance paid for my rods but would not pay for all my tackel.

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You are right Muddy. Pro and Con keeps everything in check.