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Cart: that sounds like a good plan too.

Good deal and looks like you have everything under controle.

Nice boat mate ( lets hear some dollar amounts )

Wellll I thought we had a plan. Do we have an American bicycle co. Mabe we could all buy bicycles and ride them whenever we did'nt absolutely have to use the car ( Going fishing is excluded from this ) that way our health would better and we could afford to drive back and forth to work. That probably would'nt work either, they would raise the prices of bicycles. :

May work or it may backfire won't know unless we try it. NO GAS...On May 15th 2007 Body: Don't pump gas on may 15th Body: ...in April 1997, there was a "gas out" conducted nationwide in protest of gas prices. Gasoline prices dropped 30 cents a gallon overnight. On May 15th 2007, all internet users are to not go to a gas station in protest of high gas prices. Gas is now over $3.00 a gallon in most places. There are 73,000,000+ American members currently on the internet network, and the average car takes about 30 to 50 dollars to fill up. If all users did not go to the pump on the 15th, it would take $2,292,000,000.00 (that's almost 3 BILLION) out of the oil companys pockets for just one day, so please do not go to the gas station on May 15th and let's try to put a dent in the Middle Eastern oil industry for at least one day. If you agree (which I can't see why you wouldn't) resend this to all your contact list. With it saying, ''Don't pump gas on May 15th" Let's support this cause by forwarding this e-mail to all your family & friends.

Muddy you might as well go ahead and move to Florida. You are not going to happy until you do. ;D

50 yards is enough to be considered polite. Then you have those that think being on the same body of water is impolite. :-/

I don't think they will holdup in a court of law. I just made a post on another site about this subject. Bass fishing is my life, I work all week for the weekend. I have taking a number of polygraph/stress test and have always passed. But I have always wondered what would happen If you were to fail one. I guess it would be a disaster for you. I mean you could forget to hookup you kill switch, or take off to soon in a no wake zone and this could cause you to fail the test. If I were to fail one I would do the same thing the guys you mention above are doing, I would have test giving by other people to try and clear my name. Even if you did clear you name it would just be for your satisfaction. There would always be someone out there talking about it. I think this is why some of the tournament directors don't disqualify people, they just dont get the prizes. :-/

I'am going to spend every cent I have before I retire. Then I can draw $960 SS each month and eat cheese. If I die tomorrow my wife can have a nice yard sale. I can look back when I get old and say ( Dam It Was Fun ).

Getting up at 3:30 am, the ride to the tournament, when they call my number, getting to my hole and catching a five bass limit real quick and then just mess around the rest of the day looking Big Mama's. Priceless

Whats so bad about it is that the news media will go crazy over this and we will get to hear about it for months. >

You can take me fishing anytime and let me use some of those baits. I'am not above standing on the bank fishing.

I think the Golden Boy can take him if he gets a couple of them hooks in solid.

I think she should have been made to report today. If it had been me I would be in jail tonight. They also need to put her low life parents in there with her so they can see what they did'nt raise. >

I ain't no Pro but I can sure put on the ritz

Young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota " Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did." His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today?" The kid says, "One." The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?" The kid says "$101,237.65." The boss says "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?" The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fishhook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition." The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fishhook, and you sold him a BOAT AND a TRUCK???!!!" The kid said, "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing........"

-------Original Message------- > George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline > > Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop > using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That > would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would > come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When > they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a > canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq . Tell him if he > wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military. > Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After > his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since they defended > this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal > patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and > provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to > make a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them > to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved. > > If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it > to your friends. > > I just did. > George Carlin

I have been to a lot of races and have never been hit with a beer can, I always get hit with chicken bones. All ways thy to get a seat up at the top, cause if you don't they will let them bones fly.

Let the tail gate down or take it off and you will see anywhere from 1.5 to 3 mpg increase in your gas mileage. Add another 1 mpg by cleaning it out and keep it washed.

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If you like to releave stress come over and detail my suburb and boat. That would be greatly appreciated. It would also help my stress factor :

Man thats just a regular time clock, I punch one every day. ;D

THIS IS TOO SWEET FOR WORDS!!! A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. "That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?" "Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark." "How about transportation?" the father asked. "I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered. The boy had an answer to every question the father raised. Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know." "We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied. "We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!"