she's been missing for almost two weeks. The police came to see me today. They have found no trace of her, have no leads, and told me to prepare for the worst.

I have to go to the thrift store to get all of her clothes back.

LOL! :D

Classic!

That's just wrong!

Gone fishing?

:laugh5:

LOL That's great!!

LMAO

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."

"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"

"I know all that."

"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"

"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."

"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!"

"I know all that."

"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"

"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."

Good one, LOL, LOL,

You trying to make me feel old, I had to get my magnifying glass to read this one...

Dutifully forwarded the text of this post to Mrs. Ghotti! You can thank me later.

Ronnie

Dutifully forwarded the text of this post to Mrs. Ghotti! You can thank me later.

Ronnie

You mean you know where she is?!?! Wow guys Alpster saved the day!

I think Ghoti just put in a request for you to join him fishing at Guntersville.....ALONE...just you and (John) Ghoti.

I'm beginning to understand why Ghoti offered me $25,000 to take my boat out...ALONE. I think nefarious business is planned. Should I call the police?

Was he trolling for gators????

I'm gonna check his truck for bags of quikcrete when I get there. Don't tell him!

So I was right, she is "Gone Fishing" .....sounds like someone else is going to get new "fishing boots" when they go fishing with Ghoti.