Ya should have read all of the 11,376 quotes on the same subject that were previously posted on other threads!

Hey, how about   Slayed em!!!!!

When we catch a Northern Pike instead of a Bass , we refer to the Pike as a "snakeuth pikeuth".

Me: throw at a piece of cover or laydown and come up short.

 

Partner: Don't be scaird

 

 

I love it when he says that.

C'mon let me catch one.....I can't get skunked. Oooop got a tree/weed bass

Your not holding your mouth right.

"Call the Dog's and p i s s  on the Fire this hunts over" 

Whenever I catch a dink it's either "That there's a wall hanger!" or "That there's one of dem Florida strain bass!"
 

Haha, this was so funny. I just wasted so much time reading through this instead of working.

 

I don't say anything as i'm usually fishing alone, but I couldn't post what I say in my head most of the time.

 

When I'm fishing with someone:

 

"Isn't it weird how you can catch them all day long when you're by yourself."

 

Of course, the're always "Dad Gummit!"

Losing a fish = Sitting in silence groaning.

man that fish was HUGE!!! I can tell by the way he hit the Lure!!!!

This is a pig 

Its a toad

There it is 

Fish on 

Nailed it 

That's a nice bass. Where'd you catch it?

Customary replies:

In the water.

Right here. (insert pic of finger hooked inside mouth)

Off the rocks. (table rock line)

Off a stump. (Smithville or mozingo line)

If they seem me fishing swimbaits/big baits  "there are no muskies in this lake lol."  Ha, the joke is on them

On days I'm not catching I always look up at the sky and say:

 

"Why you not letting them out to play today??? They must have been really bad last night!"

THERE HE IS! and my wife laughs at me every time.

He's huge, he just crushed my (insert lure type). -

Turns out to be a 1.5lb

He was only a baby bass - any fish I lose no matter how big he might've been

when my fishing partner is clearing a backlash, i like to ask "are you counting line again?"  sometimes i throw out a Mortal Combat "GET OVER HERE!" when i've got a good one hooked up.    or "get in the boat, you big slonch donkey!"  (i stole that off zona).

"I talked to a couple of guys at the ramp, they weren't catching anything either"

That's why they call it fishing and not catching...

Anytime I'm fishing a new bait without any luck.

 

"Man that bait looks so good I'm about to jump in there and bite it myself" 

Sometimes just to mess with others fishing around me ill jerk my line REALLY hard and yell "Walleye!!!!!" and reel up fast as possible, Then just re cast like nothing happened. Dumb I know, but the looks are priceless. 

 

Another one a friend and i started a long time ago was just simply "Natural Presentation" when we would mess up and cast all the way on the bank, or when we would cast over a tree limb on accident. 

Anytime I'm fishing a new bait without any luck.

 

"Man that bait looks so good I'm about to jump in there and bite it myself" 

 

Welcome to the forums!  This one's a classic for me haha

Another thing I say to mess with my buddies is: nothing at all. I reel my fish in , unhook it, look it over, and put it back in the water. They get so riled up because I dont get pumped up on every fish. I really do get pumped, but I know hiding it will elicit a reaction from them, which is hilarious.

"Well it fought like a 5 pounder"