You always go out after fat girls and end up bringing home little boys...

Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn once in a while!

"here fishy fishy fishy" 

this usually doesn't come out till about 1:00 PM on a tournament day that isn't going well...

 

Mitch

Give a man fish...feed him for a day!

Teach a man to fish...

And you'll feed him for a lifetime, because he will spend all his money on fishing gear.

Hootie

"It was really tough out there today."   I always wonder if the guy(s) saying that would rather be working.....

The art of fly tying lies not in the beauty of a fly, but in the ability of a fly to fool a beauty

My saying is fact;

It's not luck in fishing, the luck at the casino, it's skill in catching fish.

A tough of fishing is still better than a good day at work.

I'd rather be fishing than sitting on my easy chair watching fishing shows, maybe unless it's Hank Parker, Jimmy Houston, Bill Dance, fisherman guys, dime store fisherman, Jerry Mckinnis. Charlie the mad fisherman too.

Whenever I'm driving past water with the boys I always yell, "Bye fish, catch ya later!" because I'm a firm believer in getting to your kids before they get to you.

Fish On!

"How much does this fish weigh?"

-Popular thread title at bassresource

"I got a new bass boat for my wife....helluva trade!"

"God does not deduct, from man's alloted time, those hours spent fishing".

"A bad day fishing is still better than a day at work".

If i hook and lose a fish without seeing it she was a 5lber

I love fat girls.  I wish I could find a t-shirt with that phrase. I don't think I'd wear it around my wife though.

I usually say this when I start the day fishing:

 

The lord sure paints the prettiest pictures.

 

Then half way through the day without fish I say:

 

Oh lord, please help me here.

 

Then when I get a good bass buttoned up I say:

 

Thank you lord!

 

Then when I'm done and I've stayed out too long I say:

 

Lord, I hope she's in a good mood.

 

All in all I'm pretty sure the almighty is an avid fan of fisher people everywhere.since he is mentioned a lot during the day.

My lines are

People ask u havin any luck, i say no luck here all skill

People ask what did u catch em on? I say 2/0 hook

People ask what they're bitin on i say mosquito brains.

Or everytime im jiggin or drop shotting a place n not gettin bit i always say i know theres a 5lber down there

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day."

I have a metal sign i picked up at a car show that reads:

Show off your rod, fish naked.

My wife won't let it come near the house its permanant residence is the garage...

If she were a bass, she'd be on somebody's wall !

We’ll It’s Late in the Day and the Suns Getting’ Low
I Caught Me A Big ‘Un But I Let ‘Em Go
I Sure Had Fun Just A Watchin’ Him Stretch My Line.

She shops, therefore I fish.

this may be the worst fishing one liner.

 

Should've been here yesterday.

this may be the worst fishing one liner.

Should've been here yesterday.

Gosh, I hate hearing that.

Yeah...I fished here once.....but it was a long time ago.....

"Man, I hooked into a lunker but I lost it"