They are the foulest, nastiest creations on God's green earth. My hate for them usurps most everything.

I smacked at a gloating roach a few minutes ago on my deck. Apparently I have smart ass roaches living in these apartments. Anyway. I had made an effort to gush the nasty thing, and missed. Dang thing ran up the column and stuck its butt out in the air at me. Well I ain't taking no sass from an insect. I drew back the mighty size 15 shoe that smites. Swung like a champ and splattered the disgusting creature. There is a 1/4 inch gap between the three support beams that meet another support in the corner, where I had just hit. I swear 9 ******* roaches fell out. Two of them mounted a counter attack on me. It was a I could do to avoid being hit by them.

After a bellow of a war cry (me screaming like a girl). I launched a massive retaliatory strike of my own. Now armed with two shoes, I brought hell to them. Four of them dropped through the boards to the porch below. One was straight up gorilla stomped. 2 were splattered on a corner of the post. A final made to flee. It was wasted effort on his part. He disentigrated under The Shoe That Smites.

Now I'm sitting out here and I'm all jumpy. The nasty things ruined my night. Tomorrow I break out the diatomacious earth and go to town. I will also be bringing a can of WD40 and a lighter out for tomorrow night. This junk just got real.....

. I will also be bringing a can of WD40 and a lighter out for tomorrow night. This junk just got real.....

I can the headline now. Local man burns down apartment building with wd40.

 

 

They are the foulest, nastiest creations on God's green earth. My hate for them usurps most everything.

May be gods perfect creation, they have been here for millions of years of, it's suggested they may survive a nuclear holocaust.  You'll never kill them all.

I can the headline now. Local man burns down apartment building with wd40 - Roaches Escape!.

 

Fixed it for you! 

I'm with you, I also hate the dang things, Hootie posted about knowing when spring arrives, well, we down here know it's Spring because those damned animals suddenly appear out of nowhere, a couple of wheeks ago I purchased a product made by Bayer that comes in a syringe and you place a few drops here, a few there in between gaps and apparently it works, doesn't mean it dissapears them but it has reduced the numbers I've been able to find at night quite noticeably. I used to kill a couple every night and now I may find one every two or three days. They make my wife very unhappy, specially because we keep the house spotless and religiously clean.

Right there with you- only bug that turns me into high pitched ninny!!

spend more time cleaning and stop eating in bed

May be gods perfect creation, they have been here for millions of years of, it's suggested they may survive a nuclear holocaust.  You'll never kill them all.

The Hellstrom Chronicle..........

Hey Raider, look at the bright side.

 

You could be living in an apartment that the roaches left a long time ago.  At least they still find the place habitable.

Hey Raider, look at the bright side.

You could be living in an apartment that the roaches left a long time ago. At least they still find the place habitable.

LOL

That is saying something too.

Oh they are by no means making their presence known inside the house. They seem to prefer being outside.

I'm sure some are crawling around in the walls. However that's pretty much any and everywhere.

Raider, what I most like about you,, is the class and dignity you bring to BR. You are truly the Martha Stewart of the BR family. Carry on.

Raider, what I most like about you,, is the class and dignity you bring to BR. You are truly the Martha Stewart of the BR family. Carry on.

 

Interesting, but I've always pictured him as Miss Manners rather than MS.

 

Martha Stewart was quite a looker 40 years ago. During her pre-convict days

Martha Stewart was quite a looker 40 years ago. During her pre-convict days

Just think about the things she picked up in prison....they don't call it the pokey for nothin. Lol

Just think about the things she picked up in prison....they don't call it the pokey for nothin. Lol

It was a womans prison, maybe instead of the pokey they should call it the rubby.

i'd imagine its more like this 

i'd imagine its more like this 

I just threw up in my mouth a little. That is disgusting. I will cut my wrist before I ever start looking like that.

Hollllllly cow! A friggin' walrus !

Hollllllly cow! A friggin' walrus !

I just completely laughed out loud when I read that! I wish I could give you 40 thumbs up.