HOW TO MAKE WOMAN  
                                                        HAPPY

 

 

 

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2 a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring beer

Yup.

Lol..that's funny. Now I will look at my wife cross eyed after reading all that.

Sounds about right.

#1: if you're wrong admit it

#2: if you're right shutup

#1: if you're wrong admit it

#2: if you're right shutup

 

So true.... work in progress for me on those 2 simple rules. 

#1: When you're wrong admit it

#2: if you're right shutup

 

I fixed that for you Catt

 

 

A-Jay

I fixed that for you Catt

A-Jay

You got it A-Jay. Ain't no if.

If a man speaks in the forest, and his wife isn't around to hear him, is he wrong anyhow?

Hootie

#1: if you're wrong admit it

#2: if you're right shutup

You mean I can be right??

I fixed that for you Catt

A-Jay

Been married awhile huh!

You mean I can be right??

Yea but don't expect it win you anything!

Getting a word in edgewise with my wife, is like trying to thread a sewing machine with the motor running.

Hootie

Hootie,

    That is the best one I have ever heard!

Gary

Getting a word in edgewise with my wife, is like trying to thread a sewing machine with the motor running.

Hootie

 

that's a new one, but an instant classic......

That's quite a list; accurate too. My wife gave me a much shorter list: "shut up, show up, pay up."