The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation.  After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they should not interfere with God’s divine will.

 

At the Baptist church, the squirrels had taken an interest in the baptistry.  The deacons met and decided to put a water-slide on the baptistry and let the squirrels drown themselves.  The squirrels liked the slide and, unfortunately, knew instinctively how to swim, so twice as many squirrels showed up the following week.

 

The Lutheran church decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God’s creatures.  So, they humanely trapped their squirrels and set them free near the Baptist church.  Two weeks later, the squirrels were back when the Baptists took down the water-slide.

 

The Episcopalians tried a much more unique path by setting out pans of whiskey around their church in an effort to kill the squirrels with alcohol poisoning.  They sadly learned how much damage a band of drunk squirrels can do.

 

But the Catholic church came up with a more creative strategy!  They baptized all the squirrels and made them members of the church.  Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.

 

Not much was heard from the Jewish synagogue.  They took the first squirrel and circumcised him.  They haven’t seen a squirrel since.

 

 

As a person that has removed many squirrels from many churches, this isn’t terribly far from the truth! 

 

75-yd groups, and the sight-view through my favorite globe insert

 

36 minutes ago, bulldog1935 said:

 

75-yd groups, and the sight-view through my favorite globe insert

 

 

Sweet

4 hours ago, bulldog1935 said:

 

75-yd groups, and the sight-view through my favorite globe insert

 

What targets are those?

@hokiehunter373

  
My local range puts these up (and I bring some of my own)

 

my best 3rd shot starting from scratch at 75 yds.  

  

I can deal with squirrels.   They don't tend to bother anything and we have tons of them.  It's these are number one on the death list in my neighborhood.  They look

cute but the destruction they cause is unreal.

 

On 7/15/2021 at 10:39 AM, FishTank said:

I can deal with squirrels.   They don't tend to bother anything and we have tons

of them.  It's these that are number one on the death list in my neighborhood. 

They look cute but the destruction they cause is unreal.

 

 

 

Is he under arrest? "Bad boy, Bad boy what'cha gonna do when they come for you"....

2 minutes ago, Bubba 460 said:

 

 

Is he under arrest? "Bad boy, Bad boy what'cha gonna do when they come for you"....

 

We caught and released 14 last year and 8 this year and I am not the only ones trapping them in our neighborhood.   The city won't do anything to help.....We take them to a friend's farm about 45miles away.   They eventually become food for the other creatures near his property.