10. She will want to use night crawlers

9. She will whine , when the fish aren't biting

8. She will not use anything but live bait (night crawlers)

7. She will get bored when the bite is slow

6. She will catch the first fish and tell you your not using the right "bait"

5. She will make you take all her fish off the hook l, eaving you limited fishing time

4. She will complain , that she has to use the bathroom , when there are 700 acres of untouched bathroom to use .

3. She will tell you that she is not using the available 700 acres , and insists on a modern facility

2. She will catch the biggest fish of the day , and you'll have to hear all about it

1. She will catch 25 keeper bluegill , 1 bass weighing 2 1/2 lbs , and you'll be stuck scratching out 6 fish , because you were throwing lures , not night crawlers

Hey Tom:  

MY Favorite: I'm fishing with the old lady for the first time, she actually was ok with using ***, but when I turned on the depth finder she said OH NO< THAT"S CHEATING ;D

I'm one of the lucky guys. My wife doesn't do any of those things. In fact she's my favorite fishing partner. There are those times when she does out fish me though.

Falcon

I'm one of the lucky guys. My wife doesn't do any of those things. In fact she's my favorite fishing partner. There are those times when she does out fish me though.

Falcon

  So put down the night crawlers and ask to use on of her lures ;D

Ouch!!  

My wife is my best fishing partner, she don 't like fishing nor the outdoorsy kinda activities we cave men like so I just fill in the minimum courtesy of asking if she wanna join me, since she gonna say NO, THANK YOU I can go with a clean concience.  

I take the kid, we do have a lotta fun, drink sodas and burp out loudly, fart loudly and stinky, eat pork rinds with chili sauce n 'such without having nobody giving us THE LOOK.  

I'm one of the lucky guys. My wife doesn't do any of those things. In fact she's my favorite fishing partner. There are those times when she does out fish me though.

Falcon

And I bet you smile when she does, that's what it's all about, Right on!!

I'm pretty fortunate too. Gidge can fish with the best of um.

she will see what the baitmonkey made you buy!

10. She will want to use night crawlers

2. She will catch the biggest fish of the day , and you'll have to hear all about it

 Don't forget in #2 she will catch it on a Zebco 202 with a $2 rod thereby complaining about you spending so much time with the baitmokey. Thus your budget will get cut by 3/4 ths  lol

FFI - AKA Matt Crum

my wife loves fishing also but she definitely loves to rub it in also when she catches more fish then me. i dont bring nightcrawlers though she uses my bush bugs and thats it for her.

Reason to take Momma fishing

When the fish aint biting there's a the cabin at the Historic Fin-& Feather Resort

10. She will want to use night crawlers

2. She will catch the biggest fish of the day , and you'll have to hear all about it

Don't forget in #2 she will catch it on a Zebco 202 with a $2 rod thereby complaining about you spending so much time with the baitmokey. Thus your budget will get cut by 3/4 ths lol

FFI - AKA Matt Crum

Matt -

You nailed it on the head with the 202 , a $20.00 outfit , bought for my daughter . ( I kinda stepped on the ol' ladies rod and broke it)  As far as the bait monkey , she just shakes her head and tells me I need to start using live bait .  

10. She will want to use night crawlers

2. She will catch the biggest fish of the day , and you'll have to hear all about it

Don't forget in #2 she will catch it on a Zebco 202 with a $2 rod thereby complaining about you spending so much time with the baitmokey. Thus your budget will get cut by 3/4 ths lol

FFI - AKA Matt Crum

X 700 THOUSAND!