When your girlfriend/wife is experiencing her monthly visitor and treating you poorly, the appropriate response is NOT:

"If you don't knock it off, I'll reach down there and pull start you like a chainsaw"

Apparently, this is not viewed as the humorous jab you were intending it to be. :

That is all.

Ew

Was I the only one laughing out loud even before I opened this thread?   ;D

Same here. I knew it would be interesting. ;D

I send my girl out into the woods until her friend leaves.

That was not all apparently. My misery has continued the last few minutes. I was able to come up with one more zinger that she was not impressed by:

Grab cigarette lighter.

Walk back into the room and ask:

"You wanna be a bottle rocket for halloween?"

That reminds me of a great story that cannot be told here.

Was I the only one laughing out loud even before I opened this thread? ;D

Yes & no; figured I would LMAO or regret it  

I guess we have another Ann Landers on this site to help us out.  ;D

Or a Dr. Ruth.  ;D   ;D   ;D

That is just wrong Nothing wrong with being wrong though,right?

The bottle rocket theory gets a thumbs up!

" I'll reach down there and pull start you like a chainsaw"

I would have figured that was your pick-up line in those San Francisco area bars?  :-X

Was I the only one laughing out loud even before I opened this thread? ;D

Yes & no; figured I would LMAO or regret it

Pretty much sums it up.   ;D

Has anybody seen the movie KIDS. If so, think of the part when Casper drinks the Kool-Aid. enough said

Has anybody seen the movie KIDS. If so, think of the part when Casper drinks the Kool-Aid. enough said

"I'm Casper, the friendly ghost / The dopest ghost in town........"

great movie ;D

lol

Too funny!  

My wife's 'friend' hasn't visited in 9 years.  Depo is the way to go...

" I'll reach down there and pull start you like a chainsaw"

I would have figured that was your pick-up line in those San Francisco area bars? :-X

;D Nice

I wonder if he spent anytime in a lonely lumber town...

This not funny that hurts.

Knew the moment I read the title it was going to be a funny story.

This is why you spend more time fishing with Braus than home with the little lady ;D

This is why you spend more time fishing with Braus than home with the little lady ;D