Mechanical technician at a long-term care facility.

I build mastodon tracking devices for hunters.

Im a Capo in La Cosa Nostra. People pay me for protection.

I'm an electrical contractor and run a "Save the Mastadons" campaign on the side.

We're currently tracking down Glenn & Redliner. Hey, SloMoe, wanna a job!

Student during the day and Subway in the evening.

I am a lobbyist for several big oil companies.

I'm an electrical contractor and run a "Save the Mastadons" campaign on the side.

We're currently tracking down Glenn & Redliner. Hey, SloMoe, wanna a job!

I think that would conflict with my front business.

Mastadon Hide Tanning

Do mastodons wear panties?

I do major structural repair/fatigue life extension overhauls on US Navy/US Customs surveillance aircraft.  They routinely fly around tracking Mastadons. ;D

Do mastodons wear panties?

I don't know, I am going to check Rosie O Donell's home page, I will be right back

They should be about the size of .ghoti.'s head