These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Ladies and Gentlmen, bums and tramps;

Cross-eyed mosquitos and bow-legged ants.

I come before you to stand behind you

And tell you something I know nothing about.

Admission is free, just pay at the door;

Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

Sunday nights always suck. A whole week of work ahead  

(yes, that smiley is irrelevant in case you got the wrong idea   )

I just hit the neighbors cat

Did someone say METAL

Sometimes I prefer country or rap

Ladies and Gentlmen, bums and tramps;

Cross-eyed mosquitos and bow-legged ants.

I come before you to stand behind you

And tell you something I know nothing about.

Admission is free, just pay at the door;

Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

Ladies and Gentlmen, bums and tramps;

Cross-eyed mosquitos and bow-legged ants.

I come before you to stand behind you

And tell you something I know nothing about.

Admission is free, just pay at the door;

Pull up a chair and sit on the floor.

I use Right Guard deoderant.  What do you guys use?  

One fine day in the middle of the night,

Two dead men stood up to fight.

Back to back they faced each other,

Drew their swords and shot each other.

If you don't believe this lie,it's true.

Ask the blind man, he saw it too.