I call it robbery but everyone else will call it stupidity. I was walking through the mall tonight and as I walked past one of those booths located in the corridor I hear "Sir, Sir!" I turned around and there was this drop dead gorgeous looking girl (young lady) waving at me. I walked over to her and said hello. She started to talk to me but in very bad (broken) English. (Long Mike would have stroked out.LOL) Her teeth were so straight and pearly white. The perfume she had on nearly dropped me to my knees. And her complexion, OMG, is just indescribable. (not to mention her FULL figured body, and I mean FULL)

She takes my hand and starts buffing my fingernail with some kind of nail buffer while at the same time trying to explain exactly what it is she's doing. I had no clue what she was saying but her accent was so sexy. Her hands were like silk and her eyes cut through me like a hot knife through butter. I was like . I asked where she was from and how old she was. She said 28 and from Israel. I would be banned from here if I told you the thoughts that were going through my mind.

Anyway, it turns out she was trying to sell me some sort of manicuring system. I told her I didn't get manicures but whatever she was doing to me sure felt good. She just smiled at me and acted all sweet. She even brushed against my arm with her HmmHmm's, twice. When it was all said and done I had bought not 1, not 2, not even 3 but 4 of whatever the heck it was she sold me. $109 fricking dollars. Every bit of cash and loose change I had on me.

I'm sitting here at home thinking to myself, "what the heck did I just buy, and why?"

It's a complete shame that someone would take advantage of a decent, hard working guy (especially during the holidays) by showing there credentials off the way she did. What she did to me was no different than putting a gun to my back and taking my wallet.

Thats horrible!

Where is she located i think ill talk to her personally and straighten this kinda stuff out myself!!  

Most of the time when you get your wallet taken at gun point, you dont get a hmm hmm rub ;D

So when are you going back? ;D

For that price you could have just gone to a strip club. ;D

Most of the time when you get your wallet taken at gun point, you dont get a hmm hmm rub ;D

That's terrible.

Reminds me of the story of the little six-year old boy who comes out of the shower and holds his ba**s in his hand and asks his mom, "Are these my brains?"

"Not for a few years," she replied.      

For that price you could have just gone to a strip club. ;D

x2  ;D

I'm not gonna tell your son about this when he gets older. But you owe me.

This thread is worthless without pics and directions to the mall.

Been there and done several things similar to it only they had a lot less on at the time. Cost me a lot more than the 109.00 too. Just chalk it up to experience.

Let me guess...you did not get her name and number.

Use them for gifts for your female friends and maybe to a couple of your male friends if they are a little suspect.

Was this at the Wellington Green Mall? They have a deadly line up of kiosks operated by hot full figured women.

Take 'em back. It's awful you she treated you that way. I'd just make sure she's there for the return.  ;D

Get Honest you went to that new manicure place that has the LAP I CURE included

I'm not gonna tell your son about this when he gets older. But you owe me.

Stay away from Governor's Square Mall lest you get seduced too.  I got stopped by a beautiful young woman there who proceeded to do the buffing, polishing, and whatever thing on me too.  She was from Israel.

I, however, spent no money.  I am way too old to be swayed by the charms of a woman less than half my age.  

I have a new appreciation for Israeli women after watching You Don't Mess With the Zohan.

Hey Bassn,

 Take it back and take your time asking questions when you do. Then go back and buy it again a day or 2 later. Then re-peat the process.

 It will be cheap entertainment; well till the wife's lawyer comes along anyway! lol

Reminds of the guy who had his wallet stolen seven weeks in a row

after inviting young ladies from a gentleman's club to join him in the

backseat of his car.

give your wife the manicure set thing that she.... got... persuaded... hmm hmm rubbed, you to get, for Christmas!   ;D

I want a hmm hmm rub.

I have a new appreciation for Israeli women after watching You Don't Mess With the Zohan.

I was just about to mention that, she was the only good part of that movie

soooo hot.  

Was this at the Wellington Green Mall? They have a deadly line up of kiosks operated by hot full figured women.

Yes, The Wellington mall.  A bad place. Very bad!

The right thing to do is to empty out your bank out and buy everyone of those things she has. This summer, I'll have to take a vacation to Israel and see what their all about.

You think about it, women are the best sales people. You get a good looking woman trying to sell something go up to a guy, the guy walks away with his pockets empty and his hands full. 8-)

Thats what happens when the little head does the thinking.

LOL! Reminds me of a Ford Dealership in Charlotte. I had a friend who was a saleguy there. All the sales guys were getting their backsides kicked my this pretty little 20 yr old college girl. She'd work 3 days and sell more cars than any of the full timers.

She sold almost exclusively to guys and was really good at playing on their egos to get them to buy the cool cars with all the options. When a girl knows how to play a guy (and to be honest frequently it is not that tought for them), they can get about anything they want.