had a burp, fart, or poop, that was so epic, that you were dissapointed that no one was around to enjoy it with you?

I just had the perfect belch. An amazing balance of volume, intensity, tone, and character.

Over sharing

One time when my brother was about 8 (I was about 12), he pooped at a friend's house and was so psyched about it that he called us all into the bathroom to check it out. It looped around the entire toilet bowl - pretty impressive. However, our ony question was, "Dude, why is there no toilet paper in there."

As my daughters would say, "TMI!"

Way too much info here...

Sometimes.

I am at work for about 11 hours a day and get to share with my coworkers often. I once made a guy in a car with us, throw up. ;D

I had a poop yesterday that was epic.  It was one of those that I held long enough that when I finally let the flood gates open, it brought tears to my eyes.  Not even the fart fan could extinguish the havoc I left in my bathroom.  I had to evacuate the crime scene for a good 20 minutes until the toxicity of the air was at a safe level....

Nothing produces quality gas like a couple of bowls of cabbage beef soup.  I guess the combination cabbage, hamburger and kidney beans creates a napolm type solution.  One of the funniest nights I have ever had was going and coming back from a playoff football game I reffed with 5 other guys in the car and dropping bombs on them left and right.  1 guys reaction was priceless.  The fact it was almost a little less than a 2 hour drive was even better.

Sometimes.

I am at work for about 11 hours a day and get to share with my coworkers often. I once made a guy in a car with us, throw up. ;D

you use the window locks on him? ;D

Hahahaha, yall are horrible.

My step brother used to cup his farts all the time and then throw them in your face. That was never pleasent lol

My step brother used to cup his farts all the time and then throw them in your face.

We called that a "cup o' cheese".

ahhh, man...this thread is horribly awesome.  These amazing bodily functions always seem to happen with me when my old lady is around, its a real bummer too, because she usually gets grossed out.....where if i had my fishn'/drinkn' buddies around i would get nothing but praise!!!!!

I was in a crowded grocery store on a day that i had particulary bad gas. I was looking for a not crowded isle to walk to let it loose.

Toilet paper isle as i remember. Well, i let it fly and it was a stinker.

I continued shopping and went to the next isle over. A few second

later, I heard a mom with kids approaching the fart cloud noxious area. One the little kids exclaimed "mommy, something stinks here".

Any of you guys ever have a second date with the same woman

( or man) ?

Any of you guys ever have a second date with the same woman

( or man) ?

Just your daughter.

My step brother used to cup his farts all the time and then throw them in your face.

We called that a "cup o' cheese".

We referred to it as a fruit cup.

Any of you guys ever have a second date with the same woman

( or man) ?

Just your daughter.

- Burned  

I'm wanted in several states for crimes against municipal sewer systems.  Yes, I am actaully full of ----!  ;D

Any of you guys ever have a second date with the same woman

?

Sure have.  Even said yes to the big question.

What a great topic. No, not really. I had a buddy who shared apt. in college. He had a habit (when drunk) of lighting his farts. For craps & giggles one Friday night, we had both had about a case of beer, and he was lighting up. When he closed his eyes, and was ready to light the bomb, I sprayed some hair spray on his jewels. Once he jumped into (and out of) the shower, he was hairless. I did the proper thing though, I apologized, and then drank the rest of his beer.

That said, being a pyro was fun...........

I'LL COOK YA!

I farted so hard in bed once it WOKE ME UP. I'm not kidding, and I sleep like a dead man.

My wife was not amused. I was.

Laughed myself to sleep on the couch

You know how you get silent but deadly fart? and you're just walking down street, or aisle in a store and just silently let it out well have you guys ever wonder how hard midgets has it? I mean what if you're a midget walking through clouds after clouds of fart?

Here a story I'd share with you. My bestfriend's mom actually stopped up a toilet so epically in a hotel in Memphis and got the room free. Hotel thought it was their fault for bad plumbing.  ;D ;D They even gave 'em a new room.

Any of you guys ever have a second date with the same woman

( or man) ?

Just your daughter.

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Any of you guys ever have a second date with the same woman

( or man) ?

Just your daughter.

Good point............. I do remember her bringing home a few losers, then she grew up. Bring back memories ?

I try to blank out my moose hunting days.