The  Old Man And The Beaver

  An 86-year-old  man went to his doctor for his quarterly  check-up...

    The  doctor asked him how he was feeling, and   the

86-year-old said   ,'Things are great and  I've never felt  better.

I now have a 20   year-old bride who is pregnant with my  child.

"So what do you think   about that Doc ?"

The  doctor considered his question for a minute and

then began to tell a story.

"I have an  older  friend , much like you, who is an avid  hunter and never misses a season."

One day he was setting off to go  hunting.

In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking  cane instead of his gun."

"As he neared a lake , he came across a very  large male beaver sitting at the water's edge..

He  realized he'd left his gun at home and  so he  couldn't shoot the magnificent  creature.

Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as  if

it were his favourite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'."

"Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over   dead.Now, what do you think of that ?" asked the  doctor.

The 86-year-old said,"Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that  beaver."

The doctor replied , "My  point exactly."

That was GRRRRRRREAT!!!

LOL!!!!!! ;D

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Classic!

hahaha! awesome joke!

another Cochise Chops subscriber!  cool!

I guess it don't matter that you're shootin blanks as long as you're brining home the meat.

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That's funny.  ;D ;D

Do you have a picture of that beaver?

Awesome joke. I have to keep that one in the back of my brain.

  good one

Thanks for the smile.  ;D