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  My 2yr old was giving me a hug and hanging from my waist while I drug him across the floor.  All of a sudden I was screaming like a little girl and cursing like a sailor.  The little sht bit me through my shirt, shorts, underwear and right on the tip of my worm. Not only did he make IT bleed but he also left a tooth mark. :'(

  At the time, I didn't think it was funny. In fact, it was quite painful.  The Wife, however, dang near peed her pants from laughing.

  Being kicked, punched and kneed in the "no fly zone" is one thing, but being bitten takes it to a whole different level.

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what the hell....

Dude, I'm not sure I would know what to do in that situation. My kids have done some wild stuff before, but wow. That just about takes the cake.

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Wow, you almost got bobbit'd! Just reading your story made me cringe.

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I'm very sorry, I don't know how you wife could laugh...

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My 2yr old was giving me a hug and hanging from my waist while I drug him across the floor. All of a sudden I was screaming like a little girl and cursing like a sailor. The little sht bit me through my shirt, shorts, underwear and right on the tip of my worm. Not only did he make IT bleed but he also left a tooth mark. :'(

At the time, I didn't think it was funny. In fact, it was quite painful. The Wife, however, dang near peed her pants from laughing.

Being kicked, punched and kneed in the "no fly zone" is one thing, but being bitten takes it to a whole different level.

LMAOROTF ;D

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I'm very sorry, I don't know how you wife could laugh...

She laughed cause she is safe for a week or two

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I'd say the kid has an aptitude for being a surgeon.  Performing circumcisions.

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bass brat yeah u right

belt on the kid he will learn and make the wife not laughing when the son hurts the husband

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use the belt on the kid

You can go to prison for that nowadays.  :-/ JFYI(just for your information)

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Zero, you are an interesting cat.  ::)

Count your lucky stars he didnt bite you there.

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No belt. He was playing around and tried biting my shirt tail. He just grabbed a little too much.

Besides, he felt pretty bad after I yelled.

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Lesson #1..NO hitting, or Biting Below the belt.. ;D

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I'm very sorry, I don't know how you wife could laugh...

I don't know, man. I actually LOL'd...alot. Almost to the point of tears. ;D

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