Poor fella

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/kentucky-man-forced-to-eat-own-beard-in-fight-over-lawnmower/

I heard about that over the radio this morning.  Hilarious!

...gguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuns n kniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiives....

one thing led to another...and before i knowed it.....geez.

I heard about this last night on Conan O'Brien's show.  Funny.

Could've been worse.  He might have been forced to eat something else.

At least he had the good sense to wear his best hat for the interview.  ;D

At least he had the good sense to wear his best hat for the interview. ;D

that's right....southern style

At least he had the good sense to wear his best hat for the interview. ;D

It was down to the "Who Farted " hat and that one.

When that hair *ahem* 'exits' it's going to look like a rat that was ran over by a car

his beard looks really long and full, how much more was there?? zz top style?

And this is why you should never breed with your kin.

one thing led to another...and before i knowed it.....geez.

Did you notice that they translated his hillbilly dialect into English in the article?

Hmmm,

I personally would have gone with the "Booty Hunter" hat.

....and you wonder why I ever left Kentucky.