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What to Do When It Snows?

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  • Super User

What To Do When It Snows...

One winter morning a husband and his blond wife were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today.. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through". So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park....." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice, that all men who are married to blonds exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

  • Super User

;D Good one....

  • Super User

Got no idea what to do when it snows, don 't see that happening here oftenly .... actually it has snowed here, last time Dec13th, 1995, the previous snowfall ---> 75 years before. What I did, a usual, with about 1/16 th of an inch depth you can 't say it was a lot, it snowed for about an hour, then a little later it rained and by mid day it was cloudless and sunny.  :D

  • Super User

Rub it in Raul-

I'm looking out the window at 4-5"

  • Super User

What is snow?

  • Super User
What is snow?

Shut it!  :D

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  • Super User
What is snow?

Another wise guy. ;D

I've got about 16" of the stuff on my deck.  Remember, winter isn't for another 2 weeks yet.  We're supposed to get blasted again this weekend.

  • Super User

I'm looking out the window at 4-5"

Those d**n men in trench-coats.

  • Super User
What To Do When It Snows...

Move...

                               

                                  

  • Super User

"Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow" - Frank Zappa 8-)

  • Super User
What To Do When It Snows...

Move...

x2

If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen - in reverse.   ;D

  • Super User
What is snow?

Shut it! :D

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Man, you guys must be rich, look at all that cotton candy covering the landscape.  ;D

We have had several good snow storms here in the last 2 weeks, but today was nice so I went ice fishing.

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