Jump to content
Sign in to follow this  
Bassn Blvd

Practical joke that I almost feel bad about.

Recommended Posts

I went to a different cardiologist today to get a 2nd opinion and perhaps change doctors.  The nurse put me in a room and had me take my shirt off so she and another nurse could give me an EKG (I've had numerous of these done). Neither nurse was very talkative. In fact, one of the nurses was somewhat snooty so I decided to cheer her up a bit ;).

I was lying on the table while one nurse was entering my data into the EKG machine. The other nurse (the snooty one) had placed several electrodes on my chest and abdomen.  The snooty nurse then held the cables in one hand and started to attach them, one by one , to the electrodes with the other hand.  Just as she was connecting the first cable to the electrode, I let out a yell and started to twitch, as if I was being electrocuted. The snooty nurse darned near jumped out of her shoes and screamed "you're electrocuting him!" The other nurse turned towards us and asked what was wrong.  The snooty nurse said "I don't know. I never had this happen before." Then she said "sir, are you okay?" I just about peed my pants from laughing so hard and said "got ya!" ;D

The snooty nurse proceeded to chew me a new ars and then stormed out of the room >:(. But i didn't care, I had a good laugh.

Like I said, I have had so many of these tests done that I know the machine cannot electrocute you because it doesn't transmit any electricity to your body.  Apparently, the nurse didn't know that though.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Classic! At least she has a story to tell as well, however she tells it

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Some people have flawed personalities.

Good one.

You punked her good.  ;D   ;D   ;D

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Wouldn't have been funny if she turned around after and hit you with the paddles.  CLEAR!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

;D Some people really do need to cheer up.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Serves her right for not knowing her equipment.

;D

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

That is hilarious. I wish I could have seen that nurse freaking out like that! The mental image is absolutely priceless. My wife does ekg's I can't wait to tell her about this.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Awesome, serves her right for being so peevish.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

It was that time of the month, ya know. Any other day she would've been cracking up with ya.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I'd say you made every other nurse in the office love you for that!  They gotta work with that uptight crank.  There's a lot more people laughing about that than you know.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

lol.  That would make a good video on you tube. ;D

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

She earned it with her poor bedside manner.  As a nurse myself, I know to never take it out on the patient if you're having a bad day.  Saying that, I personally would've been laughing as hard as you, if not harder.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Classic!  Some people, regardless of what you do, are perpetually miserable.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

THAT is pretty funny. Snooty/uptight people annoy the hell outta me.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

So wrong, Doug.  d**n funny, but wrong.  rofl

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
Sign in to follow this  

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.

  • fishing forum

    fishing

    fishing forum

    fishing rods

    fishing poles

    fishing

    fishing reels

    fishing poles

    fishing poles

    fishing

    fishing

    bass fish

    fish for bass
    fish

×
×
  • Create New...