What the hell is it????

Blind date?

Blind date?

That's a genuine micropterus photoshopus - common name "Rhino Bass." Mean bugger. Been known to swim up on land and stomp out camp fires.

You can catch them on these:

That's what I was using!

Did you mount it?

Rhino-pike! ;D Cool pic! 8-)

Nice!! ;D ;D ;D

I take it that was one of the poisioned Pike from Davis, but instead of dying, it mutated, grew legs, and walked on over to the Delta.

Did you mount it?

It would have not been gentlemanly to mount it on the first date.

Did you mount it?

It would have not been gentlemanly to mount it on the first date.

   

Did you mount it?

It would have not been gentlemanly to mount it on the first date.

I was waiting for a response like that.   ;D

IDK, but it looks like it just ate a bird, there is a feather at the end of ITS bottom jaw. :-?

IDK, but it looks like it just ate a bird, there is a feather at the end of ITS bottom jaw. :-?

And what appears to be another on its right side towards the fin. Seriously these things have legs? That is the most @$?& up fish I've ever seen! We don't have crazy $%&@! like that around here.

;D ;D ;D   photoshopus!!!! funny right there. I'm an idiot.