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Do you kiss your fish?????

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Well, do you? I will usually kiss the 1st one of the day and any hawgs along the way as well! My fishing bud will kiss all of them. Especially the DINKS!!!!! ;D

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I kinda blow a kiss at them, but no actual lip to fish action. I do talk to them, and thank them for playing:D

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Nope...just get em back in the water asap

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I dont ,the places i fish have hog/cow/chicken shyte runoff .

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Only ONCE!

She was very pretty but responded with a French Kiss

Roger

Not usually, but I always talk to them ;-)

And then, while I'm talking to them, and admiring them, I will often shift them to the left and right a little, watching their eyes rotate back and forth to stay focused on me. Ever do this ? It's pretty weird. This proves they are looking straight at you, and not just out into space somewhere :-)

Peace,

Fish

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I like to kiss the "kitty" but not the fishy because just thinking about JH makes me want to PUKE.

only if there is money on the line, which isn't very often.

I voted yes but actually its my dog that give them a quick lick on the tail right before I letem go. He wakes from a sound sleep when I get one on and waits.  :P

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Not usually, but I always talk to them ;-)

And then, while I'm talking to them, and admiring them, I will often shift them to the left and right a little, watching their eyes rotate back and forth to stay focused on me. Ever do this ? It's pretty weird. This proves they are looking straight at you, and not just out into space somewhere :-)

Peace,

Fish

I actually noticed this today Chris! I caught a 5lber and its eyes did indeed follow me!!! PRETTY COOL

When ever I kiss them I have the urge to make out with them.

But only the big females. :D

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I am shocked that so far the majority do not kiss the bass! Everyone knows its good luck to do so!!!!     ;D

You get right up close look her in the eyes and aim for the top lip then you throw her back with a has-ta la vista baby,

my formula for kissing a fish ;D

Capt.O

I kinda blow a kiss at them, but no actual lip to fish action. I do talk to them, and thank them for playing:D

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Just grab her right behind the gills and tongue her down.  Nothing wrong at all swapping spit with a girl who just gave you some pleasure.

Not anymore! I quit when I married my wife!

But, I do have a 2 3/4 pound fishing "sand rat" that comes out from under the console whenever a fish comes aboard and she always kisses them on the tail before they go back into the water.  

And here's proof!

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I dont however i do Rub it under one armpit for luck!    

JK  I saw last weekend on a Bill Dance  Fishing show on VS. That kissing the fish can swap Bacteria or something and actually make you or the fish sick?  Interesting.   I do carry a conversation with the fish all though brief i love it.

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Hmmmmm, never heard that but it is definitely something to think about!

I dont however i do Rub it under one armpit for luck!

JK I saw last weekend on a Bill Dance Fishing show on VS. That kissing the fish can swap Bacteria or something and actually make you or the fish sick? Interesting. I do carry a conversation with the fish all though brief i love it.

lol i was just about to post that ! It can give humans diahrea (extremely loose poop). lol :)

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