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wa wa wa.... We have 5" on the ground, 2-4" over night per hour...over 18" maybe over 2' in spots with winds 40-60 mph or more. Come at me bro....

This is another reason why I hate this holiday. Take a second and look at the people who are getting their homes foreclosed on and who can't afford to make ends meet, or who recently lost jobs. Instead we are transfixed on making sure we get $20 spools of f'n fishing line. Maybe instead of buying someone "a bunch of crap" you could actually think about what someone who loves you unconditionally really wants. Pathetic >

16+ here, getting the skis out.

Yea I'm in Tucker Max mode the next few weeks. Just a liquor store in town.

So we had a guy with a bandanna, hair down to the middle of his back, and a braided goatee walking around the store earlier. I asked him if he needed help looking for the rum. He found it funny. I could have sworn this dude was going to a holiday party dressed as a pirate. We had a guy with a shaved head come in with an "Austin 3:!6" hockey jersey on. He asked me a question about Bailey's Irish Cream. To which I responded "What?", he repeated and I said "What?!". He didn't get what I was doing so I blamed my failed attempt on the blaring Christmas music. For some reason it was very slow yesterday but today and tomorrow should make up for it. Hopefully we get some characters in and I can have some fun.

Just like how they reported a school district in Florida banned everything Christmas, including the colors red and green. :

ESPN reported earlier that a bunch of Jet players showed up barefoot to meetings today.

Security cameras all around the store with sound in the front, wish I had the feed.

Best one yet... Got one of my buddies here doing it now. An old man told him "It is Merry Christmas not Happy Holidays!" The guy running one of the registers (who is darker skinned and from the Caribbean) said "Sorry sir, I celebrate Kwanzaa." The old man went on a racist rant saying how "you people have ruined the holidays and the country" not realizing there was a black man behind him. Needless to say, it got really interesting. No cops have been called yet. More stories to come after work...

I must be a psychic or something...a woman just came up to me and goes "I'm looking for a type of wine, it was kind of dry and I cannot remember if it was white or red or where it was from, could you help me?" Well that only leaves about 900 possibilities.... :

I hate that stuff.

Since I'm doing about 70 hrs the next 5 days I figured I would have some fun, and do shots of new Peppermint Mocha Kahlua in the warehouse.. tastes like a York Peppermint Patty... Me: "Have a nice Holiday!" Customer: "You don't need to be politically correct with me, it is Merry Christmas kid" Me: "I'm Jewish." Customer: ......... Me: "Can I help you find something?" Customer: "Yea I'm looking for a bottle a nice wine for my boss, he is big into wine and I know nothing about wine." Me: "How about a nice bottle of Sutter Home White Zin?" Customer "Ok!" Lunch time...Chinese take-out Boss: "Mike want some soy sauce?" Me: "No thanks, I'm driving." Co-worker with Yankees hat on... Me: "When you buy a hat like that do they give you a free bowl of soup?" Co-worker had never seen Caddyshack, everyone laughs Same co-worker with "skinny jeans" on Me: "Nice pants, do they make them in mens?" Co-worker has never seen Easy Money, everyone else laughs.... co-worker soon quits on 3rd day Customer: "Can you recommend me a good vodka for a gift?" Me: "Here is some Grey Goose." Customer: "This is a good vodka?" Me: "Oh yes, you will look like you have some class." Customer: "Thanks!" Missed the joke.... Customer holding a bottle of Burnett's Vodka and a bottle of Popov. "My boss loves vodka, which one is better?" Me: "Are you trying to get fired?" Customer: "Huh?" Customer: "Hey my father-in-law loves Jack and Coke, what do I need for that?" Me: "Evan Williams and Pepsi" Customer: "Hi what is a good vodka for mixing?" Me: "We have Smirnoff on sale this week and it is good for mixing." Customer laughing...."Smirnoff isn't vodka!" Me: "If you say so, how about some Tanqueray then?" Customer: "Ok!" Enjoy your pine-tree flavored fruit punch 3 more days.....

I hit one out of Cook's Pond. You could never imagine muskie coming out of that color water.

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Why don't these guys handles old documents and such with gloves? :-? I'm curious how much they rake in a month.

Me too, never formed.

Therefore life is a commodity.

It is impractical, in my opinion,for us to see cures of certain diseases that effect a lot of the population (specifically cancer because AIDS is more relevant in poorer nations) because more money can be made off treating diseases rather than curing them. Most companies care more about the dollar-sign more than human lives. And that is all I'm going to say about that.

Where is that pic of JFrancho asking about a man card?

Love the new Shox I just got. I would say all their mesh and Turbo line of Shox has gone down hill. Go for the good old Air Force's in low-top.

Scott... Raiders..now Rangers? My favorite Ranger moment was when the Bruins went in the stands and Milbury beat a fan with his own shoe...

He had a chat with John Rocker... lol Seriously...I would take NY and Texas fans over Philly fans. Throwing batteries at JD Drew, puking on one another..

We are the young ones who are supposed to be complaining, not Team Depends members.

Impractical because of greed...

As much as I hate to say it.... Philly or the Pens. Philly because they are just such a well rounded team and the Pens because of their scoring potential, Crosby and Malkin could be the new Mario and Jagr. If the Bruins goaltending keeps up and all their lines are productive, they could be the sleeper team. As for out west, the Redwing's are always a safe bet but the Canuck's are in the top 10 in just about every important offensive and defensive category.