Low_Budget_Hooker

Blanket disclaimer-ALL HOOKS are dangerous ;D No pic Pastor?? The pic usually helps the reminder set in stronger,lol

That's good ;D

Is it more towards a garlic taste or a tabasco taste?

Street Math You buy a tree from a guy your friend knows. The tree cost you $400 You cut the tree into 200 pieces that you sell for $5 each How many trees do you have to sell to get $2500 rims for your 1997 corolla??

I saw 4Bizz's new avatar and wondered how many of us have clicked that shot. Seems every spring, when we get on the big girls again and the winter has replced that leathery area with fresh skin, we are amazed with how torn up a good day can leave you. Unfortunately, once catching becomes routine, the pad toughens up again till next yr. OK, I'll start

Awesome

RIGHT ON!!! Congrats to you both!!

4 words 4th Annual Road Trip

People who don't obey the parking signs at the launch's. Especially neighborhood areas, they're going to ruin it for others if you annoy the locals. Baits that cost more than $25+

Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here are the glorious top 10 winners: 1. When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California , would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. And now, the honorable mentions: 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and, after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger. The chef's claim was approved. 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Sarare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days. 5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit. 6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer... $15. [if someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?] 7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief in the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape. 8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back20to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, 'Yes, officer, that's her. that's the lady I stole the purse from.' 9. The Ann Arbour News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti , Michigan , at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away. [*A 5- STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER] 10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on Seattle street , he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The o wner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had. In the interest of bettering mankind, please share these with your friends and family... unless of course one of these individuals by chance is a distant relative or long-lost friend. In that case, be glad they are distant and hope they remain lost. *** Remember... They walk among us!!! **

Looks like catchable food.

Class act, great interview guys:)

Serious skills

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You gotta stop catching that poor fish!! lol We used circle hooks going way back in the day (12-15 yrs ago) when we were making tuna bombs (chaffing gear). It always amazed me how that small hook could hinge hook every time and drag in a slob of a fish. The hooks we use are no larger than LM hooks, just much, much, much thicker. Tiny in all relativity though. 2 inch hook, 1000 lb fish

A. Not a dumb question B. THIS is the particular place you want to look. This is from the site GWelcome linked you to. They (IGFA) are the authority on records

He has a natural way of explaining things so everyone can understand,....even when he is speaking off the cuff. Excellent.

Sounds like you both care enough about each other to at least TRY. Granted, you may hate each other right now, but sure enough, something will trigger a fond memory or a GOOD quality will show itself again and remind you of all that's invested and just how much you have with each other. Sometimes it just takes a little non partial help, have you considered an appointment with a neutral counselor? Disclaimer-I've never been married but I DID stay in a Holiday inn last night. (No, literally, I'm in Fla this weekend,and I'm at a Holiday Inn express,lol)

2 pages worth, looks like Ikes sponsors got their money's worth! I played with this idea a few yrs ago during the spawn. Trying to tick off bedding fish with the laser pointer I torment my cat with. No such luck, it didn't exist as far as the fish were concerned.

This holds true in the saltwater as well. Last year I caught a Flounder (obviously a bottom dweller) while trolling shad bodies for Stripers.

I like it when a large storm settles in for 4-5 days of on/off rain. Varied intensity is what I like. When it goes from a drizzle to a steady rain to a drizzle to fog to drizzle, etc. Add 5 mph of S wind, a wake bait and how ever many sick days you have left. Don't neglect the Spro BBZ-1 shad!!!!!

Swim a finesse jig in dark bottomed shallow areas

ok, I think we've given Mr. Guidice MORE than enough attention. Let's make this subject history. Moving on.....