Eddie Munster

'When in doubt, Charlie out'. Go with C if you HAVE to guess. Scientific fact that 60% of the time it works all the time.

Take a cheese grater to him, dunk him in JJ's Magic and Onion Powder then drop him off a couple miles offshore. IF he makes it back, he lives.

Fishing in a river in Pittsburgh, PA I hooked a bucket by the handle on a Mepps Spinner. Good fight with the current that day.

If a team signs him THIS year, it will have to be a diverse city ( ) where dog fighting is viewed as acceptable. That and the owner is pretty much the Mad Hatter. Guess he's going to Oakland.

Another victory for society; a truly rehabilitated criminal.

No; Wise Onion & Garlic Potato Chips REALLY are tasty!

Read ALL you can find on structure, structure, structure. Not cover but structure. Find the structure and then start guessing logically where the bass are taking into account weather, water temp, cover, etc.... Good luck.

Not to hijack the thread but Wise Potato Chips has an Onion & Garlic flavored that's mighty tasty. As far as onion powder, I doubt it will last very long unless you can somehow add it when you're making them. But give it a shot. What could it hurt?

X2. Cute baby man.

X 1,000,000,keep adding zeros...... Guess there was some heavy recreational drug use going on during the writing of that song.

Reminds me of my wedding over 17 years ago. At the reception the DJ starts off with something like "Woop there it is". I went over and asked him to take a good look around, then asked him rethink his music selection if he wanted to get paid. No further problems after that.

Way to go man. I would have insisted on buying you a cup of coffee or something after that. Well done.

They ARE doing it and DON'T call me Shirley........... Sorry couldn't resist. Love the movie Airplane.

Must have been The Far Dark Side.

Any more details? Was he in a foreign country, in the U.S., etc?

I know we're talking fishing and I was just giving examples of physical and mental breakthroughs that I CAN NOT acheive. I'm 41 years old and while I'm in decent shape, my age, knees and body type make it impossible for me to run that fast, jump that high or throw the ball that fast. You do realize that if most people could train and run that fast or throw that fast we wouldn't care about those things? Few pitchers in the WORLD can throw 98 mph and you think they don't practice every day since youth? The word 'can't' isn't a cop out it's the reality of the matter. Now as far as fishing goes, those blessed with fantastic hand-eye coordination (I have pretty decent stuff there) can make a lot of cast NATURALLY that those who struggle with hand-eye coordination must work to acheive a fraction of. And that isn't even touching mental shortcomings. Some people have a teacup for a brain and some people have a bathtub. That is reality and those with the teacup can try all they want but they can only retain/learn so much. I'm going out to throw football with my daughter now and since I can, I'll throw with both hands. Don't be jealous anyone. Oh and I agree with tyrius; Phelps is a freak. 8-)

The Far side ruled followed by Calvin and Hobbes. My favorite Far Side was the one with two spiders stringing a web at the bottom of a children's slide with one spider saying to the other 'if we pull this off, we'll eat like kings!'

brgbassmaster, thanks for your service and nice story about her. I just found some more respect for her since she took the extra time to greet you guys. Dan, you'll smoke a turd in hell for that. ;D

I used to fish Culprit all the time, then went to Wally world to get another pack. They were out of the red shad color so I bought the Zoom brand. I've been very happy with them and haven't gone near Culprit since.

"One other thing to keep in mind when fishing anywhere you think the fish normally live is to downsize your bait. When fishing structure that congregates fish, they will most of the time be neutral at best, and negative as a rule. If a fish returns home after feeding, he's not likely to want to chase a big crankbait or fill up even more with a 10" worm. I call it the "desert principle." If my wife has just fed me a 16 oz steak, I'm likely to refuse the offer of another one. But give a few minutes after my steak, and I might find room for a brownie. When you fish where they live, go small and slow." By Paul Crawford An excerpt from this link on the subject of structure and fishing where the bass are resting. Paul Crawford's articles are at the bottom of that page. Pretty good read. http://www.pondboss.com/forums/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=92463#Post92463

I'll hide his weed so I stand a better chance.

Good post Tony. There's only so much physical and mental shortcomings that determination and practice can overcome. The saying 'you can accomplish anything you put your mind to' isn't entirely true. I will never run a 4 minute mile, be able to dunk on a NBA reg net, or throw a 98 mph fastball. I will also not discover a cure for cancer, invent a longer lasting light bulb, or invent a hydrogen propelled car. However, with dedicated practice I can become a scratch golfer, throw a football 30+ yards accurately with either hand or read up and repair most electronic/mechanical things. Each according to their gifts. Funny though, some people who are blessed with natural ability for certain sports never reach their full potential as they don't appreciate the gift they have.

That is too good. I've seen clips of guys getting pretty creative in dealing with them treerats. One guy had voltage hooked up to a trap. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUygSwox5y8 Here's one we fishermen can appreciate: feeding Chip or Dale to a fish.

X2. Amazing; simply amazing. Congrats bud.

Buffalo and blue cheese Cheezit Twists. Man those were good. Not really discontinued but you can't find it in stores: Cherry Fanta. Only place to get it is Zaxby's on the fountain machine. Jerks got me strung out on that.