Everything posted by Redlinerobert
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I got jumped today
Golf is no fun. That's why I took up archery. Lots more fun to shoot your target.
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Recommend a Cheap Swimbait Rod
Check out Okuma. I took a good look at them at ICAST a couple years back, and was very impressed for the price. http://www.***.com/Okuma_Guide_Series_Big_Bait_Casting_Rods/descpage-OGSBBR.html
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Awesome has a new flavor.
- New hotel in Dubai has grand opening. Check it out.
My invitation was either lost in the mail or eaten by a camel. ;D- [FIXED] Hitler finds out KU lost to UNI in the 2010 NCAA tournament
That Hitler video has been used so many time for so many different things. Never knew he was so versatile. ;D- If money were no object, which bass boat would you choose and why?
Couldn't be happier with my Z22/Merc Racing 300.- Weirdest Thing You've Ever Hooked?
That looks like one of those things that Larry Dahlberg and his buddy Cesar catch in Suriname. It's a dogfish. Caught during one of my trips to the Rio ***** in Brazil. Related to the fish that my pal Larry and Cesare catch in Suriname.- Weirdest Thing You've Ever Hooked?
This.- First fish of 2010 for us.
Nice one!- New PB 9.1 lbs
Toad! Congratulations!- Gloomis working on a rod above the GLX.
I'm in.- Flash forward and V back on the air
Avid! Where you been?- Versus returns
- How To Speak Womanese
At last....someone in this world has done some very valid and very valuable research on the human condition! DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ISH - 49 Adventurous - Slept with everyone Athletic - Flat chest Average looking - Ugly Beautiful - Pathological liar Contagious smile - Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure - On medication Feminist - Fat Free spirit - Junkie Friendship first - Former very friendly person Fun - Annoying New age - Body hair in the wrong places Open minded - Desperate Outgoing - Loud and embarrassing Passionate - Sloppy drunk Professional - pregnant dog Voluptuous - Very fat Large frame - Hugely fat Wants soul mate - Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No We need = I want I am sorry = You'll be sorry We need to talk = You're in trouble Sure go head = You better not Do what you want = You will pay for this later I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron! You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH I am hungry = I am hungry I am sleepy = I am sleepy I am tired = I am tired Nice dress = Nice cleavage I love you = let's have sex now I am bored = Do you want to have sex? May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you Can I take you to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay And finally A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his backside. __________________- What a week, I really hope you can not top this.
I was going to say the same thing. Hang in there pal. God only gives you what you can handle.- Catching fish in a jar.
When I was between eleven and twelve years old I decided one bright sunny day that it would be fun to go fishing. I didn't have any fishing gear and I had never done much fishing other than to play on the stream banks while my father fished. I also didn't want to "hurt" the fish I just wanted to catch them and then let them go. I looked around the house for what I could use and I found a washed out old mayonnaise jar. You know the old style jars with the big open "mouth". I walked to a nearby pond and put the jar down in the soft dust-like mud of the water's edge with the open "mouth" of the jar facing toward the center. I then stirred the waters a little and made them cloudy so that the fish would have trouble seeing me. Then I waited hovering over the jar. Gradually, cautiously a small fish would swim up to the clear jar to investigate the disturbance and when it swam into the jar I dropped my hand into the water and over the jar mouth. I caught a fish, then another. I just let them all go and returned my jar to the cupboard. Then I decided to use wire "box trap" to go fishing and rigged a string to the door. This way I could drop the trap in the water and not have to "hover over" it like I did with the jar. I sat very relaxed on the bank of the pond and sure enough I caught a fair sized bluegill. I took it home in a water filled plastic waste basket to show my dad and afterward returned it to the pond. When I told people about how I had caught the fish they just paused and laughed nervously. You see unlike these people, I didn't know that you couldn't catch fish in a jar. If I would have asked them they would have scoffed and said, "You can't catch fish in a jar or a box trap!" No one in my life had ever dreamed of telling me that so my belief system did not contain these words or the impact that they would have had on my "day of fishing". Only a free minded kid could come up with an idea of using a jar or a box trap to catch fish! No one had told me that this was impossible so I just used what I was familiar with and what I had available and I succeeded. Maybe today finds you facing a situation that seems impossible. You have a desire but no visible way of bringing it into being. You may need to find that "kid" inside you who thinks "outside the box" and the normal ways of achieving things and let him or her catch that fish in a jar! See your situation from a different angle. Start looking at the resources that you already have and the things that you are already familiar with. A fresh perspective and a childlike sense of wonder may surprise you and there's no telling what you will come up with!- Versus is back on DirecTV!
I spoke to Larry Dahlberg about a month ago. At that point even he didnt know the channel was coming back. Im glad it's done!- Versus is back on DirecTV!
Finally I get to watch my favorite shows again! http://www.boiseweekly.com/Cobweb/archives/2010/03/16/comcast-versus-directv-i-win- The Voucher's Club
Easy. "Oh yeah, that Robert, he probably forgot to take off the label from the last rod he bought. Oh! It has MY name on it??? He's always joking around. Don't believe me sweetheart? Call him! Here's his number."- The Voucher's Club
I'm your huckleberry. I'd be happy to help out my brothers here on BR. Fourbizz - President Redlinerobert - Chairman of the Board.- New fishing song? new to me.
Is it a free concert?- New fishing song? new to me.
Wow. That was really, really bad.- Not gonna lie...
She's not transexual. Although she may be bisexual, which isnt all that bad.... ;D- Quantum Escalade
And here I was thinking Quantam had teamed up with Cadillac. ;D- How important are polarized sunglasses?
Agreed on the safety issue. I always wear glasses on the boat. I had a wayward hook from a missed hookset bounce off of my lense once. The thought of not having my glasses on still makes me wince. - New hotel in Dubai has grand opening. Check it out.
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