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Redlinerobert

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  1. Well boys, I'm in TX for a couple days, staying at the Gaylord Texan. How's the fishing here? Worth it to hire a guide?
  2. Mike, Stay safe pal. Glad to hear you have a generator, I'm sure at times like these everyone wished they'd bought one!
  3. Sorry about the pup 00. That sucks.
  4. Never really thought about it. We usually go to the grocery store once a week, as Martha loves to cook. It's either Nob Hill or Whole Foods which are upscale grocery stores that sell fresh 'organic' type stuff. From what I remember we probably average $250 a week or so. This of course does not include wine and spirits.
  5. Very nice offer Sam. Good man.
  6. A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat . As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?" She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston " He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality." "Really?" he said, "And what kind of myths are there?" "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name." "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
  7. I'm confident he knows what he's doing, can't wait for the royalties to start coming in! http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sgv/bfs/3925538034.html
  8. Am I the only one that doesn't get this MMA stuff? Classic boxing for me.
  9. happy birthday! Where are you on the list? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_verified_oldest_people
  10. 4K

    Redlinerobert replied to slonezp's topic in Everything Else
    Took you long enough.
  11. That CTS-V is awsome.
  12. Good man. Hit the gym and make your changes a lifestyle. You'll have washboard abs before you know it. Portion control is also very important. You can have a burger now and then too, just not 3 of them. In one sitting. Beer and sodas are bad. I cut out soft drinks almost completely and lost like 7 lbs. I've never been a big beer drinker, I might have one a week on average.
  13. It's just a little lake. I'm doing great, can't complain. Working alot and not fishing much. Sold the Z22, waiting (impatiently) for Ranger to build a Z522C. Russ, where the heck you been?
  14. Chris, wait 18 months and you can get that car for half of sticker price with hardly any miles. Most people that buy AM's have it as their 3rd or 4th car and rarely use them. I know 2 people with the old body style Vanquish, and each car has less than 3000 miles. Jeff, that is a SICK CTS-V!
  15. Hey JT, how goes it buddy?
  16. beside the bar.
  17. I wouldn't be too concerned, raccoons are harmless unless he had a rifle with a scope on it. Then, maybe I'd worry.
  18. That looks like a brown bird to me. Yup.. upon closer inspection it is. Carry on boys.
  19. Professional tequila taster. I love my job!
  20. Agree with Jeff. Would take a substantial amount of money to make that car pristine. Cool story.

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