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Because it's FUN... ... My wife hates, and I mean hates lizards. Well, she had to go poo and came running out of the bathroom screaming "Doug, come get this lizard from behind the toilet!" So being the A_Hole gentleman that I am, I was off to the rescue. Only I was equipped with a swim Senko. My hunting skills were no match for the lizard as he scurried across the floor and into our bedroom. (Thank goodness she didn't see that). I placed the Senko on the toilet seat and closed the lid . I said "Honey, it's all clear now. Go ahead about your business." I immediately sneaked into the babies room and picked him up to hide behind for what was about to happen. Sure as sh**, she came hauling balls out of the bathroom just a screaming. And she couldn't hit because i was in the safety zone, behind the baby. OMG, I laughed so hard that I wet my drawers. The only down side to this is I can't go to sleep tonight.

That's cool. The only Horseshoe acres I was aware of was in Boca. You got one heck of a house.

I wouldn't own a Bayliner or Force. I know Bayliner has come a long way since their poor quality hull construction but there's better.

Your tallywhacker is gonna fall off. Just kidding dude. I bet your girlfriend is hammering you with questions like "I know you've been cheating" "who have you been kissing" "I knew you didn't love me "

Nice!!! What county did you find that in. I'm in Palm Beach.

Was that real? Fricking awesome...

Wasn't it you that use them for sharkbait? : You have got one heck of a memory. LMAO, I was kidding about cats for shark bait. They were baby ducks. Ducklings stay afloat longer.

LMAO....

It seems the further from the coast you are, the cheaper the price.

I changed #2. In order of the pictures.. 7.2 6.7 6.1 7.8

KITTY KILLER!!!!!

7.2 6.7 6.1 7.8

Why do I live in the fishing capital of the world and only have COD to choose from on the fricken menu board. I woke up craving some fried catfish or grouper but all they had was fricking cod. I don't understand. Thanks for listening, I almost feel better.

"how does your livewell drain?" Mine drains through the drain hole!!!!!!

I got nothing but junk. You don't want it. That's OK, I'll take all of your Cubs paraphernalia. Like he said, nothing but junk.

Happy crappin.......

With a wife and sister in-law like his, who knows? I know what I'd be doing. And I might even share with my friends since I could always buy a new one.

Cheers.....

2 diapers and a bib to catch the puke.

The fact that an employee in the fishing section never heard of Yozuri when I asked if they carried yozuri line. Don't open if you aren't stocked.. The manager argued 10 minutes before making it right. The reel and rod selection sucked. And lastly, because I said they suck.

How far bellow the surface does the grass start? Braid will/should cut through the grass but I don't use braid. I like the challenge of mono. I would raise rod and rod tip up, tighten the drag and horse them up and away from the grass. You'll want a heavy action rod with backbone.

Your daughter arguably caught the best "big bass" bait, a golden shiner. I think we all have been poked once or twice. Saltwater fish seem to get me more than freshwater fish for some odd reason. I guess because you don't lip most saltwater fish. My wife also poked me in the eye when I woke her up at 4:30 am. I won't tell ya why I woke her up but her pokes hurt as much as a perch's poke.

Can't you catch them 18 pounders from shore? Theres always the old cane pole, cork and wigglers with the 5 gallon bucket for a seat.