813basstard

“Spilled soup on my reel at a party..” The single greatest thing I’ve ever read

Go fishing. Find out. Arrive at your own conclusions.

Can’t tell you how many I’ve caught on Berkley Cutter 110 in AYU color..crazy thing is you don’t have to wait until spring to buy one. They sell them..year round I’ve heard

Get a smaller gut..

Not me...every time I launch that Xpress I hear giggling from the lily pads. “Here he comes again Langston...let’s see if he throws the same thing we didn’t bite last time...”

9.1 Rapala Orignal Shad lipless crankbait. Thought I caught the anchor...yes, we had an anchor.

I don’t know about all that but they’re smaller. Makes the bait look better. But I’ve heard of people catching bass before tungsten came out. Not sure the fish know the difference...

Marrying a beautiful woman who can cook, great credit, comes from money, no kids, knows how a broom operates, likes beer.

Try frog. Doesn’t work. Try flipping. Doesn’t work. Find bar.

Always baffled me how they can miss a top water bait with 3 treble hooks but if I get that bait within a 10 mile radius of my backseat, I’ll catch everything in the backseat of my truck including: babies baby seats various hats, clothing items tackle bag shoes seatbelts take out containers mail I don’t read papers from work I don’t read calendars from 2009 myself

Hate to break it to you, but I don’t think it’s the trap..

Get a rod, some line and some piece of plastic tied on the end. The rest is just mental

I don’t know about the peg boards but marry that woman.

An American Large Mouth Bass will still bite a worm. I’ve heard. Longer I fish it’s like starting all over again Ill bring 5 baits and throw them until I need Tommy John surgery. Ima run into 5 of them..that I know

^That Mark caught 1.4 million pounds on one in a tourney this year.

Ah. I read it too literal. I thought you made a tire iron out of a $1 Walmart spinnerbait and traversed the Australian outback with the remaining strands catching dew droplets and repurposed the hook as a compass finding your way back to civilization. But catching a couple bass is cool too..

If that 1.5 was about 30 feet up, and no where near the water, it’s mine...

I can’t imagine why a 38 year old outboard would be tough to start in cold weather...that just seems odd

^ ah yes. That. The last sentence just may be the secret to life as well. Sifting thru the s*** to find the diamonds.

J braid has been good to me...

Ha..welcome to my world buddy. Bypass has giants in it. You’ll have to be ready to walk as stated above. Other than that, there are a bunch of retention ponds in the Brandon area that I hear hold good fish. Good luck!

Only every time I respool..literally every time

Uh oh...you hear that? Thats called the ‘if this is good, that will be better..’ Usually I hear that voice between beer 7 and 9.

8 is to heavy..start flipping with 6 pound test. Results will skyrocket

Jerkbait tend to be better in cooler water but I look for clear. If I can see 3 feet plus, I’m gonna need Tommy John surgery cause I’m jerkin no matter the temp