813basstard

Free is an ancient word for: a lot of time and money later. When you catch that first 1.2 lb bass in it send pics.

What do you get when you eat 17 cookies out of the 24 pack? Diabetes

Depends on the socio-economic make up of the pond.

Yeah! Someone gets it. Not catching one isn’t on the realm of possibility. If I got to chase one up on the bank knee deep in Florida water I’m getting one..you got me ready to go and I got to work in the am

Xpress are awesome boats. Enjoy!!

Here’s the flow chart for problem solving 99% of athletic endeavors: You Equipment

Because people still buy them at that price.

Head coach High School Football (teacher) allegedly

Spinnerbait. Black/blue worm 1/4 or 3/8 oz, straight shank hook. These are not only confidence baits but also highly insecure baits..

I got sunburned from a picture of the sun in a science book... Im usually good about it. Pay attention to my hands now more than anything

People from my home country of Cuba float over on suitcases and worn out tires. You’ll be fine with your $250 life jacket.

Not only for line twists but the other hand should be feathering the line to stop or slow down an errant cast..plus, it just looks dumb flipping it over with the reel

Luckily I don’t have this affliction. 4 baitcasters, 1 spinning. All tackle I own fits in 1 duffel bag. Hell I’m trying to down size that. If they don’t bite what I have, I do doughnuts in my bass boat then go home.

If you think it makes a difference...it does. if you think it doesn’t..it won’t. Literally that simple.

Finish with the rod tip high...don’t throw it as hard as you think you have to. Bigger line skips easier than smaller line. Lots of practice and cursing to follow...

Surely, you don’t think those fish will know the difference right?

No

VMC

1. Get a friend, someone you kind of know, neighbor, stranger. 2. Get beer 3. you grab one end, they grab the other. 4. Pull 5. there you go

Yep! That’s me to a T now. We had 19lbs in a local tourney couple weeks back I had 3 packs of worms in one pocket and weights in hooks in a zip lock bag in the other. Buddy called me with an hour heads up. It was fun because there were no other options. Had to fish what I had

No cell phone—check Alone—-check Cold temps, short sleeve and jeans—-check No fish—-check No PFD—-check Extreme wind—check Ejected from water craft—-check Ejected from water craft again—-check Like a woodpecker in a petrified forest, you had no shot at it

I uh, actually got a PBR or two as we speak...

How do you normally catch fish? Do a lot of that.

Berkley cutter 110 is a really good, not that expensive bait. Hooks are small but stupid sharp.

I suck at all of it. Luckily, I’m also dumb, so I don’t get discouraged easily.