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Hi guys, I’m going to talk to you today about buying all this nice ***, and then using a black and blue worm and 1/4oz weight to catch 99% of my fish anyhow. In hour 2 we’ll cover how long exactly can you leave beer in the cooler in the boat and still re-ice it on the next trip with the same taste satisfaction level. Finally in hour 3, we’ll cover how I occasionally run into an 8 pounder and tell everyone how I had them ‘dialed in’

“South Louisiana is a strong Catholic area which should help with recruiting and keeping Saban and others out of Louisiana.“ Haha..You don’t want to many Catholics at skill positions…years of research have gone into this

Still don’t see how y’all can handle the cold. Water temps were 72 here and I caught fish with mittens on.

This

Don’t forget the back to back timeouts because they were in the wrong coverage…? Never check out of man! Just play it. Plus, how do you miscommunicate coming out of a timeout??? With this beer in my hand, I’m all knowing…

I bought some gas. 87. Real classy stuff. Expensive as _____(adjective)

If given the chance, stroke’em.

Yes!! Nice work dad Colorado blades catch the bigger ones..

Too much

Wow…couple of events away from being on Lifetime network. It was 80 with a breeze yesterday…??‍♂️

My man…..

A net.

I usually take the bait out the pack, hook the pack and jerk that around..they see the KVD, it gets irresistible.. (They work)

Some blame the arrow. some blame the Indian.

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The stories of Coach O down in Miami when he was coaching Warren Sapp can be mistaken for fiction. He was completely out of his mind. Heck of a D line coach and recruiter however. Big time SEC football is not and has never been about education. Hate to say it, but it’s true. Football on purpose, education on accident. Now the sexual assault deal, yea he fumbled that one. Should’ve dismissed them ASAP. Off field stuff from a single man WAS not the final straw. Final straw was not winning enough. That’s, unfortunately the bottom line on that level.

What they don’t tell you is how dialed in they are to a specific place and bait and how long it took them to ‘figure’em out’ Weekend guys (like me) make me laugh when they show up with all this sh** because they been reading and watching guys drop shot on the Great Lakes. That 3 foot deep, black, 93 degree Florida water brings them back to reality in a hurry.

Bring state champ is incredibly difficult at ANY level and ANY sport. Great work! 30 years from now those girls will still talk about the final out. Well done coach!

In Florida with gators, snakes, amebas and other things I wouldn’t dive in after the wife. She’s 37. Should’ve learned to swim by then.

I dreamt of a marshmallow and woke up eating my pillow.

$500? d**n.

Don’t feel bad, I don’t know how anything works. I’m 40 and still think electricity is magic.

Awesome! I’m sure you earned it. My retirement plans look like this: Plan A: Powerball Plan B: Boutique Heroin dealer Plan C: Sell old golf clubs and left handed batting gloves at the flea market

1. There’s always 1. Problem is, ‘average Joe’s’ thinks it’s just fishing. It ain’t.

Yikes ? How bout taking turns what shows to watch on TV because there was only one in the house. Growing up with a mom and sister I have a deep seated hatred for Lifetime or Hallmark network. Hatred.