As some of you may have noted, SPEEDBEAD recently posted a video feature his new little bundle of joy. He calls her babyzilla. What a terrible moniker to hang on a new human.

I think she needs a proper forum "handle".

Knowing that little people like this one tend to dribble, leak, ooze or spew from every available orifice, I disrespectfully submit: SPEEDLEAK.

Ill let SPEEDBEAD pick the winner, and I'll send the winner a package of something. Maybe Wayne can chip in a pack of gently used diapers.

BABYBEAD.

LOL, carry on.

Speedbump!

Swimbaby!

PEA-BEAD.

Get it. Cause she's pea sized, and baby's pee.

Im a genious, LOL

WeeBead

speedbaby

bundle o' baby

little monster - that's what I call my little one. I'll let ya use it if ya want.

Senor Pampers

Baby Boo.

Lil Bead.

That's all I can think of right now. My mind is elsewhere.

Speed's bead

Munchkin!

Baby Boo.

Lil Bead.

That's all I can think of right now. My mind is elsewhere.

I'm diggin' Baby Boo. It's my favorite jig.

Also like Swim Baby.

Good ones fellas.

I ain't goin there. I can't get the word "chicken" out of my mind.

Little Miss "Baby Bassbeater"

Watermelonredflake

Lil Ika