These came from Fishing Virginia. I thought one or two may put a smile on your face.

You might be an angler if.....

1) You have a power worm dangling from your rear view mirror because you think it makes a good air freshener.

2) Your wedding party had to tie tin cans to the back of your bass boat.

3) You call your boat "sweetheart" and your wife "skeeter".

4) Your local tackle shop has your credit card number on file.

5) You keep a flippin stick by your favorite chair to change the TV channels with.

6) You name your black lab "Mercury" and your cat "Evinrude".

7) Bass Pro Shop has a private line just for you.

8) You have your name painted on a parking space at the launch ramp.

9) You have a photo of your 10 lb. bass on your desk at work instead of your family.

10) You consider viennies and crackers a complete meal.

11) You think MEGABYTES means a great day fishing.

12) You send your kid off to the first day of school with his shoes tied in a palomar knot.

13) You think there are four seasons--Pre-spawn, Spawn, Post Spawn and Hunting.

14) Your $30,000 bass boat's trailer needs new tires so you just "borrow" the ones off your house.

15) You trade your wife's van for a smaller vehicle so your bass boat will fit in the garage.

16) Your kids know it's Saturday---Because the boats gone.

... bassresource members hear from you more than your co-workers.

7) Bass Pro Shop has a private line just for you.

 

 

- You have your own parking space at Bass Pro

 

- You are talking to your friend and while he is practicing his form on his golf swing, you are practicing your form on your cast and hook set.

 

- every trash can in your house is lined with bass pro bags

#12 is the funniest thing I've read in a long while!

Your mother complains because there are leeches in the refrigerator.

 

Just got back from a family party and my mother was complaining because my father had put leeches in a clear Tupperware container in the fridge. and I quote "Every time I open the refrigerator I see these slimey things swimming around"

Your family doesn't have any photos of you where you aren't holding a fish.

Some of those are pretty funny.  I like #12.

Your family doesn't have any photos of you where you aren't holding a fish.

So true

You have a large mouth mail box and welcome mat.

Your truck has fishouflage trim.

Your only button to shirt is a fishing shirt.

Your sons first name is Bow middle name is Hunter( guilty, lol).

Jay

If you've ever hooked yourself and just taped over it instead of going to the hospital so you could keep fishing because they were biting good. 

Play time with your dog involves tieing on a plug and practicing your jig techniques to see if you can entice them to bite.

You tie a dog toy to your rod and play fetch by casting and reeling as fast as you can.

I tie fake mice to the end of my ice fishing setup and toss them in the house and try to catch "cat fish"

• When you go on bassresource in financing class

 

• You start a fishing team at your high school

 

• Spend at least an hour a day reading/watching something to do with fishing

 

Guilty of all three

Guilty of #16, and #9, but it's only of my PB.

When you break a leg on a chair and fix it with a stack of old bps catalogs

...Your bar of soap in the shower is made of metal.

You put groceries in the front seat because the truck is full of rods at all times

Though of some more

You bought matching truck and boat trailer rims.

You pierced your daughters ears with a 2/0 worm hook.

You named a pet after your favorite lure.

You have bluegill or perch in the family fish tank.

You have a skin mouth right next to the wedding photos.

You find a way to bring up your personal best in every conversation.

You have a spare rod combo in your wife's car.

You bought a house in a bad neighborhood, poor school system, and far away from work just so you're closer to the lake.

Your favorite dance is The Worm.

You have reel grease stains on your couch.

You thought about eating pork trailers.

On a recent trip to court you corrected the judge that you set the hook instead of setting the bail.

Every fish you take a picture with looks like a four + pounder.

You referenced your new born as a citation! ( smh guilty ).

You know at least 10 other names for Bass.

You call out sick at least twice a month!

Your lawn mower is broke every other weekend!

Talking dirty to your ole lady involves lure names.

You randomly while walking around pretend to set the hook.

I can do this all day long! LOL

Jay

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If the bait monkey pays u rent