Keep it classy leo, hope your time here is not on the people of Kansas' dime- I hear they have a real snake problem over there you could help out with.

Amazing man, you are simply an amazing mature person. All you had to say was it was allegory, or an expression but I guess you stood your ground. Good laugh for all.

Again I don't need to explain myself to a nobody on the net. I don't lie plain and simple but we are all entitled to our opinions. Please feel free to flex yourself again and again. I'd hate to die knowing that you didn't have an opinion of me. I'd simply hate to die knowing you didn't

Again I don't need to explain myself to a nobody on the net. I don't lie plain and simple but we are all entitled to our opinions. Please feel free to flex yourself again and again. I'd hate to die knowing that you didn't have an opinion of me. I'd simply hate to die knowing you didn't

You got me there- I am much better in real life than on the net. 

Seriously though, whatever lets you sleep at night man. 

 

 

Bit by hundreds if not more snakes.... 

I tell you right now I am not your only doubter.... 

http://youtu.be/J3dOrA2RWO4

Read up on them so that you will know their habits during certain times of the year.  When I was 13 I stepped on one that was sunning itself.  Luckily I stepped right behind its head so it couldn't bite me, but it did hit me with its tail.  I think screamed like a little girl, and jumped maybe 2 or 3 feet up in the air.

ROFLMAO!!! Not at you.

This poor snake was minding its business and gets a boot on its neck. You know he is laying there thinking "well crap now I gotta make myself known." Tap tap tap with the tail. "Uh excuse me sir. Your standing on my neck."

Bankbeater, "OH MY GOD A ******* SNAKE!!!!! AGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!

http://youtu.be/J3dOrA2RWO4

Not funny, I jumped so bad lol.

http://youtu.be/J3dOrA2RWO4

That was hysterical! I jumped and something loosened up in lower back. I'm actually moving around normally now. Thanks buddy.

Wow, somebodies panties must be a little too tight.

 

If the snake poses an immediate danger, by all means, dispose of it.  Otherwise, just go around it.  Wear some tall boots for the ones you don't see.  There's no need to kill a snake just because it's there.

Wow, somebodies panties must be a little too tight.

 

If the snake poses an immediate danger, by all means, dispose of it.  Otherwise, just go around it.  Wear some tall boots for the ones you don't see.  There's no need to kill a snake just because it's there.

My wife does not seem to understand this concept. She's terrified of snakes and always insists I inform her anytime I see a snake when we're in the boat and that the only good snake is a dead one. Of course I never tell her about the snakes I see because they're always minding their own business and not bothering anyone. I'd much rather have a bunch of black snakes or bull snakes around my house than a bunch of mice and rats inside it. 

You guys ever see the episode of Duck Dynasty when Willie, Jace and Phil are frogging at night and Willie jumps out the boat(probably into alligator infested water) because a rat snake falls in the boat from a tree. LMAO...."Dang life in the subdivision turned him into a yuppie"

You guys ever see the episode of Duck Dynasty when Willie, Jace and Phil are frogging at night and Willie jumps out the boat(probably into alligator infested water) because a rat snake falls in the boat from a tree. LMAO...."Dang life in the subdivision turned him into a yuppie"

I about died laughing, my wife uses that as an example as why I shouldn't drive the boat under trees along the lake. 

MCS - true story:

 

Ronnie, my best friend since middle school, and Louie the Animal, a Cajun guy that is extremely smart, are out in a bayou around Houma, Louisiana checking the crawfish pots Louie had put out a few days earlier when a water moccasin falls into the boat from an overhanging branch.

 

Now Ronnie and Louie are in Louie's 14-foot metal skiff with two paddles and a shotgun. Why in the world Louie takes a shotgun is beyond me, other than he says to scare the gators away.

 

So what does Ronnie do, he picks up the shotgun, releases the safety, points it at the snake on the bottom of the metal skiff and is ready to fire when Louie yells for him to stop. One shot and both guys and the snake are in the water.

 

Louie takes one of the paddles, lifts the snake up and throws it back into the water.

 

Now, for the life of both of these guys, they still can't figure out why I won't go with them when I visit New Orleans to check on Louis's crawfish traps.

 

They just can't figure it out.

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-Kent  a.k.a. roadwarrior

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