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I don't hunt but I know where the supermarket is. Does that count?

I don't hunt but I know where the supermarket is. Does that count?

No it certainly does not. Man's purpose is to kill furry creatures. Its what makes the world go round. Plus it taste so much better if you killed it yourself. Like salad. The lettuce is much crisper when you slaughter them yourself.

No it certainly does not. Man's purpose is to kill furry creatures. Its what makes the world go round. Plus it taste so much better if you killed it yourself. Like salad. The lettuce is much crisper when you slaughter them yourself.

 

 

I disagree. I prefer to drown my lettuce as it is much more humane than slaughter.  And if you drown it in salad dressing it is much tastier.

I disagree. I prefer to drown my lettuce as it is much more humane than slaughter.  And if you drown it in salad dressing it is much tastier.

I will agree with that.

I disagree. I prefer to drown my lettuce as it is much more humane than slaughter.  And if you drown it in salad dressing it is much tastier.

Plus you don't have to listen to the screaming 

A real man hunts rhino at 20 yards..............with a camera.

A real man hunts rhino at 20 yards..............with a camera.

 

While I would prefer a .375 H&H magnum, I have to agree that doing it with a camera might sometimes be a better option. 

 

I don't really hunt much anymore, but I do drown an awful lot of lettuce...

I don't care if I am not viewed as Manley. I don't hunt any more. The main reason is cost. It takes almost 100 bucks just to be legal. Then you still might not get a deer. Then throw in a another 100 plus for processing of the deer. Plus the cost of gas to get to public land, bullets, gear, etc. For what it would cost me to hunt. As a single guy it doesn't pay. I can buy a four pack of steaks from sams club. For next to nothing.Plus them four steaks will last me 4 months or more. As I don't eat a lot of meat.

A 4 month old steak?  

Freezer man. As long as it don't smell funky or taste funky. Its all good to me. And 4 month old steak is not the worst thing. I have ever eaten.

No it certainly does not. Man's purpose is to kill furry creatures. Its what makes the world go round. Plus it taste so much better if you killed it yourself. Like salad. The lettuce is much crisper when you slaughter them yourself.

Salad is for men that dont know how to hunt. 

Salad is for men that dont know how to hunt.

Possom and squirrel is for men whose dogs know how to hunt. Mine are insanely good at it.

When does scrapple season begin?

When does scrapple season begin?

Depending on what state your in. It Generally starts December 31 and ends January 1st.