According to my cousin in law. Apparently your not supposed to hang blue or pink baby ribbons on your doors now. It makes you a target for baby thief's. She was very serious when she told us this. Uhhhh. I'm not sure I really need to worry about this too much. The freaking welcome mat states in plain terms, "Guns don't kill people. I Do!". I think that's pretty obvious that a gun(s) live in my house.

Just in case I've loaded down a drum with 7.62 armor piercers. I also loaded a drum with 12guage buck shot for my newest shotgun. Homie don't play that game. I've even moved in some duck tape and my smallest chainsaw in case they really wanna try their luck.

Bring it on baby snatchers..... Raider is waiting for ya.....

Seems like your door mat might make you vulnerable to theft as well. All the theives have to do is wait till your not home and come and steal your guns. I don't know much about baby snatching but I know thieves like guns and there's a heck of a market for stolen ones.

In Chicago and elsewhere they cut the babys right from the womb. Some sick people out there.

I make babies not steal them. More fun.

Raider I will send you a few pairs of my stank underwear. Just hang them around the house out side. The stank alone will scare them off.

 

A-Jay

 

Camo ribbons then they cant see it . Also a nice poster of nra in the front yard.

Seems like your door mat might make you vulnerable to theft as well. All the theives have to do is wait till your not home and come and steal your guns. I don't know much about baby snatching but I know thieves like guns and there's a heck of a market for stolen ones.

If they can remove the lag bolts and lift the safe out then more power to them. It took 8 men to move that safe into my apartment. It took four jacks to raise it up to get the 8inch lag bolts into the wood. Again if they can get that done in the 6 to 10 minutes it will take for police to respond to my alarm I will give them the guns.

However, if myself or my wife were to be home. I guarantee they will never be seen or heard from again. Just cause my trucks gone, does not mean myself or my wife is gone. You don't mess with a southern girl that can shoot like she can. She is surgical with a 9mm, even under stress. There's lots of woods and mineshafts around here that no one goes in or around. There are reasons for that.

There is also one hell of a pit bull living in the house right now too. We are fostering her right now. She loves to lock and shake, and won't let go until something breaks.

Camo ribbons then they cant see it . Also a nice poster of nra in the front yard.

Well, I know what's going on my door now.

According to my cousin in law. Apparently your not supposed to hang blue or pink baby ribbons on your doors now. It makes you a target for baby thief's. She was very serious when she told us this. Uhhhh. I'm not sure I really need to worry about this too much. The freaking welcome mat states in plain terms, "Guns don't kill people. I Do!". I think that's pretty obvious that a gun(s) live in my house.

Just in case I've loaded down a drum with 7.62 armor piercers. I also loaded a drum with 12guage buck shot for my newest shotgun. Homie don't play that game. I've even moved in some duck tape and my smallest chainsaw in case they really wanna try their luck.

Bring it on baby snatchers..... Raider is waiting for ya.....

 

Just curious, what was your intoxicant of choice when you posted this?    

Raider I will send you a few pairs of my stank underwear. Just hang them around the house out side. The stank alone will scare them off.

 

Not to mention kill your grass, birds will drop dead from the air, mice will dry up and die, and anyone that comes over will drop dead from herpes.

Not to mention kill your grass, birds will drop dead from the air, mice will dry up and die, and anyone that comes over will drop dead from herpes.

My underwear will do more then that. They have been known to peel paint. If left in a unventilated room. The FDA has also been in contact with me. They are looking at a new type of anesthesia. That will be cheaper. With out the risk of people dying. Plus many police forces are now using my drawers as crowd control. They launch them from t shirt launchers. Plus they can be reused. Way cheaper then laughing gas.

Not to mention kill your grass, birds will drop dead from the air, mice will dry up and die, and anyone that comes over will drop dead from herpes.

all that from tipptruck's dirty thong..

all that from tipptruck's dirty thong..

Unless they are pink or animal print. They are not mine.

An oldie but goodie is the Redneck Home Security System:

 

1. Buy a pair of size 14-16 work boots. 
2. Put them on front porch with a copy of Guns & Ammo. 
3. Put some giant dog dishes next to boots & magazines. 
4. Leave note on door: "Bubba: Me & Bertha went for more ammo & beer. Back soon. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they messed the mailman up bad this morning. I don't think Killer took part; hard to tell from all the blood. I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back. ~ Cooter

 

Sounds like you've got all the supplies covered, you just need to find someone to write that note for ya.   

Seems like your door mat might make you vulnerable to theft as well. All the theives have to do is wait till your not home and come and steal your guns. I don't know much about baby snatching but I know thieves like guns and there's a heck of a market for stolen ones.

It's happened my community, the retired police have had their homes robbed and it's the guns that were stolen.

Just curious, what was your intoxicant of choice when you posted this?    

Test 250. It does the body and mind good.

My underwear will do more then that. They have been known to peel paint. If left in a unventilated room. The FDA has also been in contact with me. They are looking at a new type of anesthesia. That will be cheaper. With out the risk of people dying. Plus many police forces are now using my drawers as crowd control. They launch them from t shirt launchers. Plus they can be reused. Way cheaper then laughing gas.

Sheewwwwtt... I can do all that with one burrito.

Sheewwwwtt... I can do all that with one burrito.

I can do that with a 12 pack of MGD. Mexican food doesn't really do any thing to me.

Test 250. It does the body and mind good.

Ok, thanks. Wasn't sure if you knew how stupid you sounded or not????

Ok, thanks. Wasn't sure if you knew how stupid you sounded or not????

I'll be more than happy to give you some. Might broaden your horizons and open your eyes. Or you can just go soak your head. It'd be about the same to me.

Funny this thread is back at the top. My neighbor across the street has a big display they just had a baby boy. When the ol' lady saw it she wasn't wearing her glasses. Her comment was "It's too early to put up Halloween decorations"

Where did you get your armor piercers?

AP is available all over in the form of pulled military bullets.

 

Been thinking about getting some API myself, for what, I don't have the faintest idea.  They were anti-armor back in the day but I'm really not so sure a 7.62x54r API would penetrate a modern tank's armor...

 

Josh

me how do you get these?  I dont see them all over