31. When I retire, I'm movin' north.
30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won't fix that.
27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken
26. We don't keep firearms in this house.
25. You can't feed that to the dog.
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
23. Wrestling is fake.
22. We're vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
18. Who gives a d**n who won the Civil War?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too big.
11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE.
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
9. My fiancé, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
7. Checkmate
6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
4. I don't have a favorite college team.
3. You Guys.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.
1. Nope, no more beer for me.

32. I have a new fish PB

 33. I don't want anymore tatoos.

34. Guys @ BR ~ I really don't like my tongue & nipples pierced, this stud in my mouth is uncomfortable...

33. I don't want anymore tatoos.

Got another one on valentines day as a matter of fact.

32. I have a new fish PB

34. Guys @ BR ~ I really don't like my tongue & nipples pierced, this stud in my mouth is uncomfortable...

LMAO

31. When I retire, I'm movin' north.

30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.

29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.

28. Duct tape won't fix that.

27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken

26. We don't keep firearms in this house.

25. You can't feed that to the dog.

24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.

23. Wrestling is fake.

22. We're vegetarians.

21. Do you think my gut is too big?

20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.

19. Honey, we don't need another dog.

18. Who gives a d**n who won the Civil War?

17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.

16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.

15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.

14. Trim the fat off that steak.

13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.

12. The tires on that truck are too big.

11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE.

10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.

9. My fiancé, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.

8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.7. Checkmate6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.

5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.

4. I don't have a favorite college team.

3. You Guys.2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.1. Nope, no more beer for me.

Quite the list. I like it.

i think this list should be his next tattoo....like that kid from denmark or wherever it was who got his McDonalds receipt tattooed on his arm

i think this list should be his next tattoo....like that kid from denmark or wherever it was who got his McDonalds receipt tattooed on his arm

Could just get a giant confederate flag to sum the list up.

35. I can see my feet

36. i can see my d… 

35. I can see my feet

36. i can see my d…

Now that is fallacy my good sir.

35. I can see my feet

36. i can see my d… 

 

That is freaking great! lol

37. I went fishing yesterday

.38 No, I'll just have a water.

39. i just uploaded a picture of my motorcycle

40. i am 100% certain that she and i are not related

41. i have a bachelor's degree in __________

42. can i see a craft beer menu?

Nice Chinese restaurant you have here

I'm sorry I'm still stuck on 8. They still make this?? Even back when I drank, YUCK!! Jolly ranchers make it taste better they say......I couldn't even see how the woman liked it and why would a man would.

Sakura makes me mad at 14!! I was thinking to myself not the good part.

43. Roll tide!

44. John Elway is the greatest QB ever.

45. What light beer do you serve?

46. You have any clothing that is not camo?

47. You can have my guns.

48. I am a ceo of a fortune 500 company.

49. I don't feel loved.

50. I am a woman trapped in a mans body.

51. I'll take a salad

52. Guns are evil

53.  That was really stupid, I'll never do that again.

I am loving these. I have been cracking up all day reading these. Sad part is. Most of them are pretty true.

Number ??.  I've got to save space for a ladle tattoo.

Great list and Raider is a great guy to enjoy the humor.

Yup, he's like a Timex, "Take's a Lickin & keeps on Tickin"

54. Thank you, but I couldn't eat another bbq rib.