Aren't very smart. 

 

http://i.imgur.com/Z3fFFcj.gifv

Yea right....my cat 5.44 am every morning...MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW  translation..."feed me now"   1:30  each day MEOW MEOW MEOW   translation...."Treat time treat time".....5.45pm  MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.  translation  "DINNER...don't be using morning dry food and just mix in wet....NEW!"  during the rest of the day...........sleep.  other cat.... MEOW---MEOW.  translation  "sleep all day and eat later"   

At the end of it that guy can't believe he pulled it off without the lady seeing it. 

Yea right....my cat 5.44 am every morning...MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW  translation..."feed me now"   1:30  each day MEOW MEOW MEOW   translation...."Treat time treat time".....5.45pm  MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.  translation  "DINNER...don't be using morning dry food and just mix in wet....NEW!"  during the rest of the day...........sleep.  other cat.... MEOW---MEOW.  translation  "sleep all day and eat later"   

Sounds like they've got you trained pretty well

Sounds like they've got you trained pretty well

i was gonna say same thing no offense but nothing smart about that.now show me a cat that can bring you a beer and answer a phone then your talking.

At the end of it that guy can't believe he pulled it off without the lady seeing it. 

He sees it and thinks to himslef, "Oh my god, it's a freaking cat!"

The only good cat is a dead one: batter dipped, deep fried and served with sweet and sour sauce.

Aren't very smart. 

 

http://i.imgur.com/Z3fFFcj.gifv

 

I guess you could say"the fur was flying"

 

A cat was sitting on the rear housing[pumpkin ball] of my 62  Chev 327,4 speed and remained there,unknown to me,until I slammed 2 nd gear . I looked in the mirror to see the cat tumbling along  the road.I laughed so hard I darn near wrecked.

 

C22

Yea right....my cat 5.44 am every morning...MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW  translation..."feed me now"   1:30  each day MEOW MEOW MEOW   translation...."Treat time treat time".....5.45pm  MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW.  translation  "DINNER...don't be using morning dry food and just mix in wet....NEW!"  during the rest of the day...........sleep.  other cat.... MEOW---MEOW.  translation  "sleep all day and eat later"   

 

 

Cat wakes me up at 5:44 every morning I bet I get a dog. Fix the cat problem, and the breakfast problem for the dog. I'm not a cat fan! 

I guess you could say"the fur was flying"

 

A cat was sitting on the rear housing[pumpkin ball] of my 62  Chev 327,4 speed and remained there,unknown to me,until I slammed 2 nd gear . I looked in the mirror to see the cat tumbling along  the road.I laughed so hard I darn near wrecked.

 

C22

 

Is it bad that the mental image of this made me get a very Grinch like smile?

I'm not a cat fan either, but we adopted two sister kittens last year.  They stay outdoors, take care of field mice (we have a small ranch) and get fed once a day. 

 

They do their job. 

The only good cat is a dead one: batter dipped, deep fried and served with sweet and sour sauce.

That's uncalled for.

That's uncalled for.

It's a joke.

Yep, just got through feeding the little monster. He is an absolute terror on birds, snakes, lizards, even brought in a wood rat almost half his size the other day! Cats are one of the few animals that hunt and kill for the pure joy of hunting

Cat wakes me up at 5:44 every morning I bet I get a dog. Fix the cat problem, and the breakfast problem for the dog. I'm not a cat fan! 

I've had dogs and have cats now. Dogs get on a schedule to go out and they don't care how late you were at the bar because 6am rolls around and it's time to go. On the bed off the bed on the bed off the bed until my tired half drunk ass would get out of bed on a weekend morning to take them out. Cats tick in a box.  

 

My stepdaughter brought me (2) 3 week old kittens 2 years ago and begged me to take them in. They're pretty much maintenance free, but they shed like nobody's business

......They're pretty much maintenance free, but they SHED like nobody's business

Amen brother, my daughter has a long haired worthless cat, white of course. Went to see her a few weeks ago, I'm still finding long white cat hair, main reason ours stays outside.

Yah, I can't get over the smell or hair of a cat. My dad has an outdoor one that I swear thinks it's a dog. Only cat I've been able to tolerate so far.

I don't mind cats, but thankfully my wife is allergic to them so I don't have to worry about having one in the house. 

 Cats are one of the few animals that hunt and kill for the pure joy of hunting

 

 

Thats why i love them them so much more them a lame dog that count on others for their happiness. Cats don't give a single …. 

Fat and happy

lol.  Cats are amazingly lazy.  When they're not hunting.   Lately our two have been leaving prizes at the mud room door mat.  innards, mouse snouts,  some feathers at times, a mole now and then. Proof I suppose so we don't get rid of them. 

Cats are evil, PERIOD 

Cats might be dumb, but some are braver than dogs!

 

http://newstome.blog.ajc.com/2015/06/22/cat-wins-hero-dog-of-the-year-award/

Epic.  I remember that story.  I wonder what happened to that dog.

Epic.  I remember that story.  I wonder what happened to that dog.

 

 

its owner put the dog down for being a lil beech