....a bass if you caught one that could talk????

 

 

I think I would say, why do y'all hit Buzzbaits???

 

 

How drunk am I lol

why the hell aren't you thirty ponds, yo? Eat a sandwich!

Bass do talk. I  read all the time on here " Let the Bass tell you ... "

Why is fishing worse after a cold front?

I imagine a bass having a voice similar to Joe Swanson from family guy

have you tried getting a bass to talk to you by the way?

have you tried getting a bass to talk to you by the way?

 

Not yet, but sometimes I wish they would give me a quick Q & A   

Not yet, but sometimes I wish they would give me a quick Q & A 

and maybe take a quick survey on favorite foods

I would make her guess how much I weighed . . . .

 

 

A-Jay

Back in the day, I'm talking late 60's and early 70's, I talked to plenty of fish and they didn't hesitate to reply. I just needed the right amount of drug induced perception to be able to understand them.  Most of the time they were just giving me grief about the hook sticking out of their eye socket or in the roof of their mouth. Other times, it was just a stain on the boat's carpet that was talking.

I would imagine that if I caught a bass that could talk it wouldn't be real open to answering questions as much as it would be telling me what it thought about the whole situation. But if I caught one that was cooperative I'd probably try to negotiate some kind of deal where it got alot of free food in exchange for explaining to its associates that I just need to borrow the more well fed ones for a couple hours. Everybody goes back home, everybody wins.

I would ask, "where do you go in this body off water under all conditions/weather/seasons, and what do you feel like eating?" 

Actually them not talking tells how intelligent they are!

I wouldn't answer some of these questions either!

They would all reply "get your thumb out of my mouth!!!!"

I would imagine that if I caught a bass that could talk it wouldn't be real open to answering questions as much as it would be telling me what it thought about the whole situation. But if I caught one that was cooperative I'd probably try to negotiate some kind of deal where it got alot of free food in exchange for explaining to its associates that I just need to borrow the more well fed ones for a couple hours. Everybody goes back home, everybody wins.

 

I never even thought about trying to turn one, you are a sick puppy!!

I would ask him/her if they can see my line?

I would make it guess how much I weighed . . . .

 

 

A-Jay

Yes, but you know he would guess twice your actual weight...  Isn't that how fishermen do it?

Yes, but you know he would guess twice your actual weight...  Isn't that how fishermen do it?

 

That's been known to happen.

 

She may say she doesn't have a scale as well. . . .

 

Either way - you know I'd be her PB for sure

 

A-Jay

How come you were always biting better yesterday?

How do you know when I take vacation?

Why is a nice day for me (bluebird skies) often a bad day for you in terms of biting?

I would ask him/her if they can see my line?

I imagine they do see it. They probably say to themselves "I'm no idiot, I can see that string attached to that..OOOH SOMETHING SHINY, I MUST KILL IT!!!"

I would make it guess how much I weighed . . . .

 

 

A-Jay

 

these are all good answers, but A Jay wins this one....  

That's hilarious.

What's the deal with the Solunar charts?

 

What's your favorite lure in my tackle box?

 

What's your favorite color?

 

Real Senkos or Stik-O's?

 

What about scents - are we wasting our time? Oh, and do you really like coffee?

 

What could I do to make you feel more comfortable getting caught by me on a regular basis?

 

What are your turn-ons and turn -offs

 

Be honest, do you guys just sit down there and laugh at our ineptitude sometimes? 

 

Does this whole experience feel like an alien abduction to you?  Relax, we don't do the anal probe thing, that's actual aliens :) 

What would you ask...

 

 

Where's grandma?

Bass do talk. I  read all the time on here " Let the Bass tell you ... "

 

This wins the internet