So (hypothetically speaking, of course), has anyone ever managed to hook their pants to their pedestal seat cushion when they say on a lure they forgot they put there, then had to take their pants off in the middle of the lake in order to actually be able to see the mess and unhook themselves?

 

Wow, that must be so stinkin' embarrassing for anyone if that ever actually happened.  How ludicrous!  What an idiot!  Good thing that has NEVER happened to me!  ?

I don't have pedestal seats but...If I did manage such a thing a would reach behind me with my scissors and cut my pants free. My fishing pants are inexpensive and I could always patch them. In any case my solution would not require me to register as a sex offender. LOL

No. But I did hook the back of my shirt with a Whopper Plopper, and only made it worse trying to get the treble out with the shirt still on. Had to take my shirt off in the middle of the pond. I’m sure it looked hideous. 

   I'm sure that person's mama would have told him long ago to always wear clean underwear every day, right?  ?  jj

No, but while camping recently, I set a cooked and ready-to-eat brat on my camping chair while I went to get my wife a drink. I came back with said drink and promptly sat on my meal. That was fun.

It sounds like a few rounds of "Never Have I Ever" are going to break out. Does everyone have a beer handy?

I have managed to hook a 1 1/2 lb bass to my belly so that I couldn't get it out till I got home. The bass didn't make it. I almost didn't either.

Nothing more frustrating than having a bass hanging from  your belly (actually sort of overhang on mine) flopping around once and awhile with that big eye looking up at you. You can almost here him saying... "I don't understand?"

Never have I ever attach my yak crate to my knee with a spook treble

15 hours ago, joshuaray83 said:

No, but while camping recently, I set a cooked and ready-to-eat brat on my camping chair while I went to get my wife a drink. I came back with said drink and promptly sat on my meal. That was fun.

Did you eat it?

7 hours ago, schplurg said:

Did you eat it?

Absolutely.

Oh the things we get into while out on the water. Once on a night fishing trip while relieving myself rod tucked under arm or at least I thought. In the drink it goes and as I reached for it in I fall in after it. I did get ahold of it though, soaked and cold the rest of the night.

No Chris, would never stoop to that level and degrade the integrity of family tree.

 

Treble or 5.0 hook ? before I can accurately answer.

Had a friend of mine hook himself (lightly) through his sweatpants....right next to....his family jewels...with a crankbait  

 

So there he was....

 

He was a rather large man, so he couldn't see how he was hooked, let alone reach down there to fix the problem. He sorta wimpered to his fishing partner (no, it wasn't me) for help. "A little help please"

 

So there they were....

 

Fishing partner down on his knees, trying to delicately remove said hooks....

 

Well, you could imagine what it looked like from afar.

 

During a club tournament.  So club members saw.

 

We've never let them forget about it.  After all, what are friends for? 

 

1 hour ago, brrbass said:

Oh the things we get into while out on the water. Once on a night fishing trip while relieving myself rod tucked under arm or at least I thought. In the drink it goes and as I reached for it in I fall in after it. I did get ahold of it though, soaked and cold the rest of the night.

Appropriate user name there, @brrbass ?

2 hours ago, Bird said:

No Chris, would never stoop to that level and degrade the integrity of family tree.

 

Treble or 5.0 hook ? before I can accurately answer.

@Bird - I clearly indicated this DID NOT happen to me.   But if it did, it would have been a treble.  ?

Long ago I had a malfunctioning spinning reel whose bail would sometimes snap closed mid cast. Well, it happened as I was casting past my small boat partner one day and when I looked up, I noticed my square bill hanging from his nose.  Thankfully, it didn't sink to the barb and was fairly easy to remove, but it did bleed a lot.  

No, not yet.