What would it be?

I'd ask how to fish a blue moon,...seeing you put up a post means there must be one out there!!

In all seriousness though, I'd ask him what he's smokin' !  

nobody is THAT clumsy!!

And then for real,..I wouldn't ask him anything, I would just want to shake his hand and thank him for all he's done for the sport.  So,...I guess,...Could I shake your hand?

I'd ask how to fish a blue moon,...seeing you put up a post means there must be one out there!!

I don't care who you are. That's funny.

I would ask him to come fish Varner with me.

How many University of Tennesse hats he owns. They never seem to get dirty so i assume he must have a crate full.

I would ask him where exactly are the stocked ponds he's fishin

"Can I be on his show? "

I'd love to be able to fish one of his ponds!!!  ;D

I wouldnt ask him a thing Id just thank him for all I learned watching his show and for the blooper Laughs

                WHOSE THIS NEW GUY GLENN POSTING QUESTIONS?            

how long does it really take you to catch all the fish for one episode?

can i ask you as many questions as i want?

I'd ask him "Bill, just how many of the products you endorse have you actually used?

I'd ask him "Bill, just how many of the products you endorse have you actually used?

Good stuff ;D

I'd ask him if he's ready to retire cause i'm ready to take his place and catch them big ones! Actually i'd like to shake his hand get his autograph and let him know how much i enjoy his show.

I'd ask him if he would take me fishing on Sunday if I took him to a Tennessee - Alabama game on Saturday. What a great weekend that would be!

Thats a real nice gesture He takes you fishin and you take him to see his teams butts whooped

I would ask him if he is going to cry this year when the gators whip up on the vols.

You got it all wrong Muddy Man......we'd kill the Tide on Saturday and the Bass on Sunday

oops I didnt read the last few post so I didnt know someone already used a football line.

I actually have eaten lunch with him a couple of times.  It was he and I along with two or three other people.  He is a super nice guy.  I used to volunteer at a celebrity golf tournament for charity, and he was always there.  The first day of the tournament is closed to the public and the celebrities & volunteers can interact on a personal level.  Anyway, I don't remember exactly, but the first time I met him I told him something like I enjoy his shows, and that he'd done a lot for the sport of fishing.  He doesn't play golf but when he's there he fishes one of the lakes on the course.  Both times that I have eaten lunch with him, we talked about how he had fished the lake, the charity event, and just general conversation.  I did have him sign a couple of Bill Lewis Rattle-traps (not one of his sponsors) and golf balls.  He joked that he wished I would have brought him some real baits to sign.  

BTW: he is pretty clumsy.  

BTW: he is pretty clumsy.

You have to see it to belive it.

Now i just ran across this clip on you tube while watching some other stuff and i laughed my arse  off.I am almost 100% sure this is your guy.

Bill treein a lure and shakin out a snake Its good to see him havin the same fun we all get ourselves into and being able to laugh at it ;D

Would have been funnier if it wasn't a rubber snake though.  1/2 is bloopers are set-up.  Like his fishing.

Not knockin',..lots of respect for the guy,..but c'mon.

LBH if you see the rest of the clip the snake starts to crawl.  I don't know what kind of snake it is but it's not rubber.

I've never watched the Bloopers tapes.  I laughed until I cried when the trolling motor came loose from the bow of his boat.  

I'd ask him if he regrets retiring from tournament fishing at such an early age, and what his take is on the current realm of professional bass fishing.

The last time I talked with Bill Dance I showed him some pictures and asked him if he would like to go smallmouth fishing on the river this fall.

He said, "Sure".