Everything posted by Muddy
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FROM THE MUD VAULT: From one of my nutty friends
Why, Why, Why?? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?' Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?? Why do they put expiration dates on sour cream; what's it gonna get more sour? Why is their braille at drive in ATM's Why do we park on drive ways and drive on parkways? And my FAVORITE...... The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. Now send this on to your friends and make them smile too! Live Simply, Love Generously, Care Deeply.
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Christmas exchange.
*** Taste Better ;D
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Plastic or wood crankbaits????
And Micro has big baits and lots of mouth
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Christmas exchange.
Now that's worthy
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Plastic or wood crankbaits????
Yea well I am in charge of starting arguments not you I was just bustin on you. Actually whenever there is a discussion on crankbaits, because I am trying to get better with them, I always look for you, Fivebass Limit and Micro's input. All three of you explain it well, and You and Micro, have opened a lot of doors for me as to the differences in these baits. So it is time to say THANK YOU 8-)
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Christmas exchange.
Hey Dan, Hook him up with Redliner, He may have a shot at his boat
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Christmas exchange.
Well it's a whole lot better then Ghoti's Privates
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Laptop Vs Desktop
Mac may be better in some ways but they are extremely overpriced. They sell a lifestyle that goes with their computers. If I bought a computer to match my life style it would be A PENCIL AND A PIECE OF PAPER
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You gotta see this the new Airbus A380 cockpit
I was just thinkin LBH would love to put a sound system in this ;D
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Plastic or wood crankbaits????
What argument? There was a question: Do you like wood or plastic cranks, how is this an argument?
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strangest things caught?
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GREAT TIME TO BUY KRAFT STOCK: INVESTMENT OPPURTUNITY
Hey Fellas; I ma not one to give advice, but Kraft has bottomed out Today they will announce their new factory in ISRAEL is opening, and the stock will go through the roof THE NAME OF THIS NEW FACILITY WILL BE:::::: Cheeses of Nazareth
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Need help with clutch fluid
Thank you much. It was right there I can use the brake fluid. I would get it flushed . but I am selling it this spring
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Need help with clutch fluid
Hey Fellas; I have a 93 S-10, with a standard shift.It is a hydraulic clutch system. The reservoir is a bit low. It says to top it off with SAE 30 fluid, Is thsi the regular SAE 30 Brake Fluid, or is there a special clutch fluid to use. I looked at a can of SAE 30 Brake Fluid and it says to use for cluths also. I know very little in this department. Thanks
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Enough is enough is enough....
You invited a group of fellas to help out in a potential murder case at the worst or reckeless endagerment case at the least. Why would these 3 Police departments , all with outstanding crime investigation units and labs , ask a group of untrained volunteeres to help out in this case As stated, and you are a trained officer yourself, then you know that it will be extermely important to 1. Identify , from the camera recordings, possible suspects Depending on the camera placement and digital imaging is going to take hours on hands on EXPERT manipulation 2. There has to be intense interviews and cross checking of those interviews 3. Then they probablly will have to match whatever strong information from those interviews to the electronic evidence, in order to obtain an indictment a DA can work with Am I wrong with any of this? How do a group of caring and well meaning amatuers fit into this? Their lack of experience at interagation alone could mess this up hugely. I ask again, who from LI asked for this kind of assistance? I am very curious to know Nassau County and Suffolk county to the East, used to have the best percentagesof closing capital cases, I do not know if this is still true. NYPD, for my money is the best force out there.
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Plastic or wood crankbaits????
I have spoken to over 1000 bass, never once got an answer form any of them I started with wood, added some plastic, now I gave all the plastic ones to Sharkite, I like the wood better. I learned on it and know how to mess with the actions more.
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Hook getting stuck in the throat?
Check that link out, I used it after Glenn showedit. I was fishing with a newbee and the fish were setting the hook on thier own, I had to dig out 2 plastic worms, then I handed him a Rapala, that worked out better 8-)
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Do You Eat Bass?
Actually it compliments the taste and brings it out Zatarians mkes some real good and spicy fish fry, that enhances the taste of fis, you cshould try it some otme.
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Laptop Vs Desktop
PC's are for home use Laptop: At the " Gentelmen's " CLUB
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Do You Eat Bass?
I feelin you there, I stopped eating steak becuase it has too much of a beefy taste
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patience = skunked
Yea Guess the rest of us idiots shouldn't even bother posting
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Way to go UPS
It's currently sitting in LBH's living room
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Do You Eat Bass?
Stating your opinion is never stupid, it is how we get to understand eachother 8-)
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Can't Fix Stupid
Only when you start them or agree with them