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I have a song I'm working on at the moment. When its done I'll post it.

Reminds me of that episode of SpongeBob where Mr. Krabs offers free drinks for $3.95

it stands for "leet" which is short for elite. It is a lingo used by immature gamers on the internet. ei. "0mg j00 g0t pwn3d cuz im s0 1337 & u g07 n0 g4m3!" What is the smallest independent country in the world?

He is/was probably one of my favorite comedians. I have all 3 of his books. R.I.P mr. funnyman

It was a viral video made by gatorade. They used a stuntwoman that jumped on some platforms and was attached to a harness.

I have also read this book and found it very insightful. It really puts things in perspective and makes you think...

I had some butt rub BBQ peanuts on vacation last year and they were awesome! We bought them because of the name and were quite surprised to find that they tasted good too.

Just got back from the doctor. She had never actually seen it on one of her patients before but I got a prescription and picked it up at CVS. Was a little fatigued today which is another symptom, but lucky for me i noticed fairly early so hopefully I will be ok now that I am taking stuff for it.

Last week I was up in Virginia fishing with a friend at the fishing club his family belongs to. The fish were not biting but the ticks sure were. Woke up today with a bullseye rash on one of my tick bites. To top it all off I seem to have a minor case of pink eye. I am going to see the doctor today or tomorrow, but in the meantime I think it's actually quite funny that I have been getting bombarded with illnesses for the past month. I almost expect to wake up tomorrow with lockjaw and also a lump on my downstairs parts. So anyway, has anyone here had lyme disease? What symptoms did you have? Right now I only have the rash which luckly means I probably caught it early. I will be give updates when I see the doctor and whatnot, so stay tuned for the next episode of The Tick that Fought Back! *lightning, thunder*

I have also caught a condom actually. Caught it on a rapala, looked like a windsock when it was coming in.

Last year I saw a bass try to take a bluegill from a watersnake's mouth. That was pretty cool...

Well I have changed a lot over the past 9 months at college. With my avatar being the before pic, here I am now...

I have personally seen rays free jump out of the water. It is spectacular! One time in the keys I saw a huge spotted eagle ray jump 6-8 feet into the air, no kidding! Also, in October during a lab in Tampa Bay, I saw a stingray jump all the way out of the water. Very cool thing to see, very sad that someone way killed by it.

I have done #'s 9, 12, 16, and 85. I should start adding to the list next time I'm there

Here is a video I made with a friend. It is part one of a new wildlife series about the North American Dumb@$$ (me). Let me know what you guys think.

I'm liking your ideas guys, and I have already done some of them. I have tied doors together with 65 pound test powerpro and witnessed the yells of confusion and frustration in the middle of the night. I have also done many pranks with firecrackers. Dropping them in windows while friends are sleeping and studying, stuff like that. One time I tied one to an RC car and drove it into a friends room to hear "oh cool when did you-*BOOM* aw &%#@!". Another one i have been doing is using cable ties or "zip ties" to tie people to things. If they dont have scissors or a knife on them they are pretty much helpless. Anyway, looking forward to more ideas, and i will update as the shenanigans continue.

Well this morning I woke up to a weird sound and some laughter. I dismissed it and went back to bed for a few more minutes. When I opened my door, my friend had put what was left of the mess across my door, which was pretty funny. Upon talking with him, he said that when he opened his door, he was thoroughly confused as to why he couldn't see into the hall. He had to do a karate chop to get the blockage out of his way, which is what that weird noise was. Overall, the prank went pretty well. Tonight my friend and I are planning to do a similar thing to another 2 people's door, except with duct tape. We are going to completely wall them in, no holes or gaps in the tape. Pics will be posted if the mission is successful.

Today I found myself in a mischievous mood, and I decided to go extra heavy on my usual shenanigans. At approximately 1:30 am, I started blocking a friend's door with masking tape. From there it escalated into blocking the doorway with post-it notes. After 40 minutes of good ol fun work, here is what my friends will wake up to: Man, I cant wait until they wake up...

While some odors like gas and oil may repel bass, others get them curious. Smells like garlic and coffee are new to bass, and they probably pick up the lures to investigate the smell/taste

I'm 19. I would give you a complex math equation... but i just woke up

yep, the cobia was 34 inches at the fork. The minimum is 33 inches. Sufficed to say, I was happy about that 1 inch. Here are some more pictures like i promised My first good snook, 30 inches. sorry for bad cellphone quality. Heres a shark i caught a few weeks ago. Dunno what kind, maybe a dusky?

Yep, all of the fish were caught about 200 yards from my dorm off a dock. I have also hooked up with a few tarpon, none of which were landed (yet). All sharks have been released unharmed. As for bass, there is a small pond with some bass up to 1 or 2 pounds. I have a few more pics that I will put up in the next couple of days

Well as promised, ive decided to post a few pictures of some catches here at Eckerd college. Enjoy! Grouper caught off the school's dock: Hammerhead off the same dock: Another grouper: Finally, my first of 4 cobia:

Well i agree but this was on national television, and lots of kids look up to this guy. Had this happened in a higher publicized even, like the olympics, im sure people would have been all over it

So I was watching the winter x-games today, and the camera was trained on shaun white. Before his run he was bouncing on his board and it cracked. As he noticed, he looked down and yelled "F***!" on live tv. They tried to censor it but it was about 1 second too late. Did anyone else catch catch this?