SPEEDBEAD.

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you that guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must have been doin' at least 120 mph to keep up with me...Good job! 5. Excuse me...is stick up hyphenated? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop 7. I almost decided to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead 8. Bad cop! No donut! 9. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 10. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence. 11. Didn't I see you get your *** kicked on COPS? 12. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand. 13. Is it true that people become cops because they're too dumb to work at McDonald's? 14. I pay your salary! 15. So, uh, you on the take, or what? 16. Gee, Officer...that's terrific...the last officer only gave me a warning too! 17. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 18. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around - that's how far ahead of me they are. 19. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist. 20. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control. 21. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 Magnum. 22. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

Police officer: Son, your eyes look glassy. Have you been drinking? Driver: No. Your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?

I am not a baseball fan in the least, but have a good friend who is a sports fanatic. I agree with his take on the whole thing.... There were no rules against it in baseball, no tests, no anything....not to mention the guy has NEVER HAD A POSITIVE URINE TEST. We are most certainly not doctors here (most), so we can't lend anything but "IMHO." As far as personalities go and attitudes toward others....the guy is dirt. As far as breaking the rules, well if there are no actual rules against it then he's not really doing anything wrong. Sad to say and definitely unethical, but also the truth. Again, not a sports fan, but the argument seems to make sense to me... Wayne

;D ;D ;D Thats funny right there

You know where the spot is alright....and I know what spot wont have any bass in it very long Unfortunately, more kitchen shots :-?

Bucket, dont let this one lying around the pond this time.... :

As of July 24th, 2007 the Federal Minimum Wage was raised to $5.85/hr. There are stipulations that allow companies to stray from paying the full wage: Here is the link that should answer you minimum wage questions. Wayne

Anonymity, you mean? It means "remaining unnamed, unknown" Comes from Anonymous.

Agreed, email will be sent. Thanks again Bobby

I am sure we can come up with a way to mount a winch to the boat

Eyes on the prize....the rewards from yesterday will be reaped in a few weeks. (Hopefully)

Haha, yeah.....it dont mean you cant talk right? Good one Cletus

I recognize a 4lb bass in your kitchen.... :-/

X2 X3 x4 x4 X5 Thanks for the awesome offer. That cavitron looks SWEEEEET NOW THAT IS THE WAY TO GET PEOPLE TO YOUR SITE, I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!

Unfortunately, those sound like things we have learned in the last two tournaments.....

Pro's soft bait glue has been working well for me and the partner...

Great to be back here....unfortunately, thanks to the subject line, I have the "Welcome Back Cotter" theme stuck in my head now.... Glad to see everyone again out

Your statement makes no sense to me.

Check it out on Tackle Warehouse. Obviously above my price range, but so are the West Coast Chopper bikes. Both still fun to look at Is this something that has just come out, or am I once again the last one to see it? LOL Wayne

Word. Wings perhaps?

Here is the article on the UFC website. Rampage vs Hendo Hamill vs Bisping Cro Cop vs Congo This is probably one of the best deals in history. These fights are typically $40 or more on PPV!!!!!!! Wayne

Butt in the seat, shiny side up and rubber side down....wish you all the best on your trip. We expect pics when you get back!!!! Wayne

I'll save the money and use it on more of the cheap girls, thanks.

Word

According to LightninRod, use a screw in weight to balance the bait out. You know I have never used/bought/touched a senko, so I gotta go with his advice on this..... Wayne