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Long Mike

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  1. For $500 and below there are dozens of depth finders that will do a more than adequate job for you. Side Scan is not in your price range.
  2. Jeez, another poll started by a kid. :
  3. Unless your skills place you in the top 5% of all professional bass fishermen, you will make a lot more money by getting a college degree.
  4. I do not fish tournaments. I have no sponsors. I'm sixty-two, so I'm invisible to the honeys. Do I care what I look like? Ask anyone who has fished with me. As long as my teeth are clean and my undershorts have no nicotine stains I'm good to go.
  5. I had my vasectomy over forty years ago. Believe it or not, I went partying and dancing the same evening.
  6. Attaboy Joe! Too bad about the pics.
  7. AJ, Your problem is that you spent too much time near Ghoti on the BR Road Trip. You were inhaling the vapors from the drugs he used twenty years ago that are still exuding through his skin. For this and other reasons (), I've always tried to stay upwind of him. ;D ;D ;D
  8. Just use the tactic I use; "I don't know what your problem is bitzch, but you need to get over it. I'm going to the bar." BTW, this tactic only works if you don't mind being married and divorced five or six times.
  9. Yup yup. This stuff is the best. In my sixty-two years of tasting/using BBQ sauces, Gates is the best by far.
  10. Anyone who has read this entire thread desperately needs to get a life! Sheesh! : ;D
  11. Is it a Labrador Retriever?
  12. Now, if you could hold that fish directly in front of your face, you would have a couple of nice photos. ;D
  13. ATTAGIRL DEBBIE!
  14. Without a doubt, Maui Wowie.
  15. By law, there should be placard in the boat that states the max weight and number of persons. The sign in my 89 Pro 17 says four people or 650 pounds.
  16. Long Mike replied to Muddy's topic in Everything Else
    Looks like the end of a beautiful friendship. ;D
  17. Riding Giants? Crap! I thought you were talking about a porn movie. >
  18. What a beautiful poem! I'm going to show it to my sister wife. 8-)
  19. Greg, you have to rub it in, don't you? You have everything a man could ask for, most of all a lovely wife who can cook AND likes to fish. You live on the bank of one of the best bass lakes in America. You have a bass boat that many men would kill for. So now you build a Hilton Hotel just for your boat. Please stop tormenting us!
  20. If you guys want to know where Ghoti and I went fishing, here it is. http://www.trophycountry.com/Property.html#PropertyPage
  21. Why do you want to know such trivia? How is this information going to help you become a better fisherman?
  22. Why do you start a poll by polling only for the length of the fish caught and then immediately asking WHERE it was caught? : Make up your mind.

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