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Yep I also tend to get my self in trouble. It's this dad blasted computer that does it. I'm thinking one thing and it's typing something else. Since I have joined BR I have to do a lot of previewing and then some times I want post it. :

If you are talking about the water pick up for your speedometer, I take a little drill bit and use your hand or pliers and just screw it in to remove the obstruction.

What's wrong with NC State?

Dead Man, yep it's true. If you want to hear the story again just let me know. I posted it last year some where.

Man I can't belive they got " Buckwheat "

I seen that coming Avid. ;D

And Duke Wins

Your right hand makes a circling motion all the time. ;D

Happy Birthday Buddy, I was going to send you a singing card but I couldn't get it to post. :

There was a midget in Texas whose ached almost all the time. So he finally went to his doctor and told him what the problem was. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doc put one finger under his left and told the midget to turn his head and cough--the usual method to check for a hernia. "Aha!" mumbled the doc, and putting his finger under the right, he asked the midget to cough again. "Aha!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side then snip, snip, snip, snip, snip,snip, snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, so he stared at the ceiling, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to get dressed and see if they still ached. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around the doc's office and discovered his groin area was no longer in any pain. The midget said, "Perfect, Doc, and I didn't even feel it ..... What did you do?" The Doctor replied, "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots"! ;D

I know some of you guys remember when cable first came out. If you paid for cable you didn't have any commercials. That's why you had cable. Now I pay a $100 a month for cable so I can watch five minutes of show and ten minutes of commercials. :-[ Talk about making money on both ends.

Wished I could help but you are SOL. ;D

Great story. Thanks

Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, 'Is It true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin People to git cancer ?' 'Yes, Bubba, sure is true,' responded the lawyer. 'And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all Them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?' 'Sure is, Bubba.' 'And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she Was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?' 'Yep.' 'And that football player sued that university when he Gradiated and still couldn't read?' 'That's right,' said the lawyer.' 'But why are you asking?' 'Well, I was thinkin . . What I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with? ;D

BB is coming to Roanoke Rapids Theater in NC next month Muddy. You want a free ticket?

Well I said they sucked on my other post, put I guess Victoria's Secrete was OK. ;D

Very good game. But those commercials sucked.

I'll fish with anybody one time. But if you can't do some serious arguing, you probably won't want to fish with me. So I would say Long Mike and Avid would make my day.

I'm ready to see Deadliest Catch, I love that show.

I like NCAA Basketball and I like to watch Monday night football. I hear that next year you will have to pay to watch the NFL so say so long to me. Ain't going to pay. :

270/100gr He didn't make it back to the hole. :

Don't car much for the vehicle, but I wouldn't mind having the camper. ;D

Got one with my new Ford but I gave it away. :

Old Friends Avid and Mike, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to Feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Mike didn't show up. Avid didn't think much about it and figured Maybe he had a cold or something. But after Mike hadn't shown up For a week or so, Avid really got worried. However, since the only time they Ever got together was at the park, Avid didn't know where Mike lived, so he was Unable to find out what had happened to him. A month had passed, and Avid figured he had seen the last of Mike, But one day, Avid approached the park and -- lo and behold! --there sat Mike! Avid was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then He said, "For crying out loud Mike, what in the world happened to you?" Mike replied, "I have been in jail." "Jail?" cried Avid. "What in the world for?" "Well," Mike said, "you know Sue, that cute little blonde Waitress at the coffee shop where I sometime go?" "Yeah," said Avid, "I remember her. What about her?" "Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 Years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pled 'guilty' and The judge gave me 30 days for perjury.

6'2 / 220 with my boots on.