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I want them to just send the money on, I know ther is someone out there that I can help. Like anybody working for Allstar. Quantum, Triton, etc.

This is where I get in trouble at. ;D

It's me that needs a new avatar, all suggestions will be considered.

> 'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?' > > 'Yes. What can I do for you?' > > 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil > Smith... He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! > Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but > he's hidin' it there.' > > 'Thank you very much for the call, sir.' > > The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on > Virgil's house. They search the shed where the > firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every > piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at > Virgil and leave. > > Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. > > 'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd... Did the Sheriff > come?' > > 'Yeah!' > > 'Did they chop your firewood?' > > 'Yep!' > > 'Happy Birthday, buddy!' > > (Rednecks know how to git-R-dun)

I think it's time for a new Avatar, don't you.

American, all of my ancestors have always lived in North Carolina. I think they left a few of us on a island in NC and went back to fetch some more. When they got back us Matthews had scattered all over the state. once we find a home we are hard to get rid of. Oh yea, that island was named Matthews Island and when they got back and couldn't find us they renamed it Roanoke Island.

No need to tell LM about the back button, he will forget it.

My My how time changes things. :

Here Here Merry Christmas G Man

One time to many today! wife just yelled at me, got to go.

I have seen better Hooters while fishing.

You might want to check out the BR get together at Guntersville in March. Go to the top of the forum for info.

New Direction for the war on terrorists. "Send Prior Service Vets Over 60 " I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. (You can't be older than 42 to join the military.) They've got the whole thing backwards. Instead of sending 18-year-olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35. For starters: Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy. Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. "My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry!" We older guys are impatient and maybe letting us kill some ******* that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while. An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 a.m. Old guys always get up early to pee so what the hell. Besides, like I said, "I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be off somewhere and killing some fanatical son-of-a-brick. If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brain-teaser. Boot camp would be easier for old guys. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we like soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling. They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I've been in combat and didn't see a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever need to do any pushups after completing basic training. I can hear the Drill Sgt now, "Get down and give me ... er ... one." Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too. I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet. An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to start up a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head. These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way. Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten cowards who attacked us on September 11. The last thing an enemy would want to see right now is a couple of million ticked off old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons who know that their best years are already behind them. If nothing else, put us on the border and we will have it secured the first night. Share this with your senior friends. It's purposely in big type so you can read it.

Congrats and welcome to life. ;D

Texas Across The River, Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis.

Dude, I sympathise. I blew out my L4-5 and L5-S1 disks two Thanksgivings ago (lifting and bending sideays with my boat battery). I got sciatica so bad I couldn't walk. I had to have emergency microdiskectomies at both levels. Pronounce that for me please. ;D

My wife said I just as soon move in with yall so she could use the computer. ;D

Muddy I think you know as well as me that when something comes from the heart, it will always be repaid. Merry Christmas Muddy.

My dad once said, they come in all shape and sizes. ;D

Welcome home AT, thanks for your service.

Bought time.

I can't believe Glen did all this change over and I don't have any problems. I'm talking NONE, every thing works fine including my PM's , page centered hole nine yards. GOOD JOB Glen. Of course it could be I'm so computer dumb that I don't know if anything is wrong.

Does anyone have any info on the new Zoom crankbaits?

The first thing I do when I buy a new transducer is to cut the cable into. This is what happens and I don't know why, I have talked with Wilson who works for Lowrance and he didn't know either. Have you ever picked you trolling motor up out of the water and set it back in and the depth finder wont read right away? This happened to me a lot, so one day I bumped a pier and cut the cable into. I just skint the wires with my knife and twisted them back together and it worked fine. I also noticed that when I lifted the TM out of the water and put it back down the depth finder would start reading right away. Beats the heck out of me, but it works.

I guess it's there so you can add your buddies to it. Then when they make you mad you can go to the list and delete them.