Everything posted by moby bass
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Thank you Oprah (FREE KFC MEAL)
That's enough to make me not print the coupon and go buy Bojangle's or Lee's Famous Recipe instead. x2
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A middle aged minister
is scheduled to give a series of lectures on sex to newlywed and soon to be wed couples. Since the minister's wife is somewhat old fashioned, and a little prudish, he thinks it best if he not reveal his lecture topic to her. After the evenings lecture the minister arrives home and his wife asks him, "How did your lecture go?" "Fine, fine" he replied. "What did you speak about, dear?" his wife asks. Thinking quickly, the minster replies," "Boating and sailing". "That's nice" she says, thinking no more about it. Several days later the minister's wife runs into one of the couples who attended the lecture. They rave about how much they enjoyed the talk and how informative it was. Puzzled, the wife walks away and sometime later meets yet another couple from the lecture. They, too, express how much they enjoyed her husband's talk and how they were looking forward to practicing some of his suggestions. Finally, after hearing all of this praise, the minister's wife says, " I just can't understand how he got to be such an authority on the subject. After all, he only tried it twice. The first time it made him sick and the second time his hat blew off."
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much worster joke than bilgerats and twice as badder than .ghoti.'s
That's funny ;D
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Anybody Know How To Build an Ark?
Don't forget the Unicorns this time ;D
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Need Help Selecting a Laptop (this should be good)
I'm typing this on a HP G60. 250 gig hard drive. 3 GB RAM 15 " display. Under $500 on sale. No complaints here.
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Might want to check your witholding for 2009
I am genuinely concerned for my children.
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beer of choice??
Favorite beer, an open one. Milwaukee's Best. Made by Miller, pretty much same as Miller for my uncultivated taste. At least 1/3 less in price. No hangovers, either.
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Whats the word I'm looking for here?
I don't visit these sites, even out of morbid curiosity. Some of these people need help, lots of it ...and soon.
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How to fish big worms at night
Sounds like you're pretty much talking a c-rig here, worked slowly.
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My Fishing Purchases Today:
You'll like the Conolon rods. I have 2, a bc and spinning. For the money, I thought they were quite good.
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A/C guys?? Need some guidance!
I would bet dollars to donuts its the capacitor. Had the exact same thing happen to me last year but on my air conditioner, not heat pump. Fan would run but no cool air, only warm. Compressor wouldn't kick on. Checked the capacitor and the terminals had burned off. New one= working fine. Easy to fix, but don't forget to pull the disconnect out first!
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Yamamoto custom baits Hula Grubs
Threw one last night for a while on a 2/0 hook, t-rigged, but no success. Last night they wanted a curly tale grub.
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firetiger?
Firetiger is probably my most productive color in a spinner. In fact, I caught a bass last evening at our local pond, with a Joe's Flies firetiger.
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Which reels do you own?
8 baitcast 8 spinning 8-)
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back around (thanks for the pm's)
Glad to hear you are ok. I've been there and done that. Although I didn't have someone cut me off like you did, I was riding a bike that developed a speed wobble. Laid it down in the median of an interstate at about 55 mph. I thank God I was wearing a helmet or I wouldn't be here typing this. I only spent 2 days in the hospital, with surprisingly light injuries but I found out even those can remanifest themselves many years later. Hope you make a full recovery.
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Big fish eats duck....
I knew it was coming, but I still looked anyway.
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Mmmmmmmmmm....Domino's!!!!
Hardly kids. 31 and 32 years old. Living proof that maturity does not necessarily come with age.
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cellphone tones (video)
That is funny. "Do you smell egg salad?"
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Problem with Digi Cam - SD memory card
Cardreader x2 Format cards after download x100
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Your views on nancy grace?
She's a sleeze. The Melinda Duckett suicide after she appeared on Grace's show was deplorable. Duckett was asked to appear under false pretenses and then was badgered, literally to death, by Grace. Slimeball!
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38.97 Bass a Day?!
I'd be grateful just to catch 10 bass or 10 of anything on a day of fishing >
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Tube Jigs
Welcome aboard! I haven't fished tubes a lot but I don't think there is a wrong way to fish a tube. You can use a lead jig tube insert and drag it on the bottom, resembling a crawfish. I've put very small tubes on jigs under bobbers for crappie. Texas rig it and swim it along. Lots of possibilities.
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Tackle for River fishing
Yep, don't take anything you're not willing to or can't afford to lose. The river I fish has so many snags in it sometimes I think it's not worth the effort. I fish mostly jigs with grubs, sluggos, plastic worms and such. For the northerns, when it warms up, buzzbaits work great and they rarely snag.
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Uncle Josh Bump N Run Buzzbait
Looks like it might work good from a boat, especially around walls and docks. Maybe around riprap but I'm not sure it would do well from the bank. Lots of guys run cranks into structure, etc. to trigger strikes, so the theory makes sense.
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Post 1,000 on day 1,000
Cool! Congrats! I just checked mine. 746 days, 737 posts. (738 now) I'm at .99 posts per day. I'm with you. I love this place. Never go anywhere else now. Thanks everybody!