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The city of Philadelphia is known for many things; the Liberty Bell, terribly vicious sports fans and men who insist on looking like Everlast, circa 1992, and now the city of Brotherly Love can add a new claim to fame. According to the folks at Experian Marketing, Philadelphia residents wear sweat suits more than any other city... for the second year in a row.

So, if you go to Philly, it might look like a collection of Olympic athletes competing for the gold in the Fat and Rude Relay. If you've ever been to Philly, this will come as no surprise.

Coming to Seattle from the East Coast, one of the first things you notice is the sheer volume of white people who willingly take the bus. It's stunning. On the East Coast, the only white people who take the bus are either recently released from prison or on their way to a methadone clinic. The sad part is that I'm not joking.

Should you ever go to a state fair... and it can be in any state... you'll probably notice that you've never been around more people who resemble Larry the Cable Guy... and that applies to men AND women. Scary stuff.

It's not always people who shock you. Wanna see abandoned houses, head to Detroit; men in denim shorts, Tennessee has your back; trash on the streets? Baltimore is the place to go. Hit and run accidents, Washington State is Mecca. Today we wanted you to fill- in- the- blank:

I'VE NEVER SEEN MORE ________ IN MY LIFE UNTIL I WENT TO __________.

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I'VE NEVER SEEN MORE CRAZIES IN MY LIFE UNTIL I WENT TO THE BR ROAD TRIP 2012. 2013 NO EXCUSES!!!!!

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I'VE NEVER SEEN MORE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN MY LIFE UNTIL I WENT TO DALLAS, TX.

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I'VE NEVER SEEN MORE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN MY LIFE UNTIL I WENT TO DALLAS, TX.

Yeah!!! Woo hoo, and those were just the Cheerleaders!

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I'VE NEVER SEEN MORE backward country folks IN MY LIFE UNTIL I WENT TO Tennessee

I'VE NEVER SEEN MORE chinese buffets IN MY LIFE UNTIL I WENT TO the South

I'VE NEVER SEEN MORE fat women IN MY LIFE UNTIL I WENT TO Wisconsin.

I'VE NEVER SEEN MORE trampolines IN MY LIFE UNTIL I WENT TO the South

I'VE NEVER SEEN MORE methheads IN MY LIFE UNTIL I WENT TO Macon GA and Murphysboro TN

I'VE NEVER SEEN MORE laidback people IN MY LIFE UNTIL I WENT TO FL.

I'VE NEVER SEEN MORE hookers with business cards IN MY LIFE UNTIL I WENT TO Vegas

I'm sure I'll think of more...

I'VE NEVER SEEN MORE drunks fistfighting at the breakfast table IN MY LIFE UNTIL I WENT TO Reelfoot Lake. . .

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Doc said today, The goal is 4 months to get back to work. I feel sorry for you guys.

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I'VE NEVER SEEN a more handsome man IN MY LIFE UNTIL I WENT TO the mirror. :cool-045:

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I'VE NEVER SEEN a more handsome man IN MY LIFE UNTIL I WENT TO the mirror. :cool-045:

You need new eyeglasses. :punch-2:

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I'VE NEVER SEEN MORE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN MY LIFE UNTIL I WENT TO DALLAS, TX.

Lucky for me I work in Dallas and surrounding cities. I have never in my life seen better looking women than in Plano, Frisco and Uptown in Dallas. Gotta love housewives :eyebrows:

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I have never seen so many instant internet bass fishing experts until I went to the rod/reel/line forum section on bass resource.

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I've never seen so many fake boobs until I went to Palm Beach County, FL.

I've never seen so many people dressed in costumes when it wasn't Halloween until I went to NYC.

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I've never seen so many bad drivers until I went to St. Charles, Mo.

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I have never seen 2 men lie more until I watched the debates

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