Mine is the "quack pipe" but it is also our duck hunting boat a camo painted 93' Bass Tracker pro team 170

" ... it happens" just because it always seems to when I'm out on it in any case.

I have an alumacraft crappie jon, previous owner scratched off the "ie".............. and that's about right!

I haven't named my boat....but some of the folks that live on the lakes that I fish have given it various titles - like....

 

the War Canoe,

the Attack Canoe,

and, the Flagship of the Lower Slobovian Navy...

 

 

 

 

You should name it "Leatherman"  or "Swiss Army"

I might name mine "benjamin" after all the money it sucks out of me.

Mine is Fair Spanish Lady, after the song Quint is singing in Jaws. I also refer to it as the moving chicane when other boats are blasting past it!

 

Jim

Mine is "The Psychiatrist"

 

Jeff

You should name it "Leatherman"  or "Swiss Army"

 

Yeah - sorta like one of those tools with all the blades/tools extended...

 

Reminds me of one time when I pulled up to the lake with the canoe on the roof of the car. A guy fishing there said: "nice little canoe."  He didn't pay any more attention to me and about 12 minutes later after I was fully rigged and launched - I passed by where he was fishing on the bank and he said: "where the heck did all that 'stuff' come from!"  

I have just went to the same extensive makover on my Sea Nymph 12R, a very nice deep V 12' aluminum flat floor removal of center seat new transum, I made this for river and stream smallies and Crappie, was thinking ether "METALY HANDICAP'D" or "SEALESS"  

I like the former, no matter how un "PC" it is.  Good play on words.

Mine is called Lennay like Manti Te'o's girlfriend.  It doesn't exist.    

The Mistress

 

or

 

Ms. Dress (to make it an actual name)

Mine is "Purple People Eater"

Mine is named after my wonderful first female dog Gwenevere. 

Titanic

 

Since it's aluminum, how about Tintanic?